US Airways to start accepting apps.

[atr42flyer]

Just applied app is up!

 

[Turtle21]

Yeah, unfortunately alot of them are F/O's. Get ready to sit until furlough time. Don't expect much from USAPA.

Dude, if you received 72 virgins you would complain, saying, "Yeah, unfortunately a lot of them are brunettes."

 

[weasel_lips]

It's going to be one of the quickest upgrades in the entire industry.

 

[DCAA320]

Yep

Dude, if you received 72 virgins you would complain, saying, "Yeah, unfortunately a lot of them are brunettes."

That's good!

 

[Jar Jar]

It's going to be one of the quickest upgrades in the entire industry.

IF they stop shrinking.

 

[weasel_lips]

IF they stop shrinking.

Who says they are shrinking? They are already at the min fleet size allowed already + there is a block hour requirement. I dont see shrinking as a major concern. Most of the shrinking is going to come from the regional feeders as contracts expire.

 

[C Festerpuss]

Y'all comon down and send in yer applkations. WE is hiring and y'all is welcome down here in Charlotte. In order to fit in you gotta learns how we cogitate, (think), down here.

Here's a few fishin tips fer ya ifin ya get's to Charlotte.....

• You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

• You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.

• You own a homemade fur coat.

• Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.

• Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.

• Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

• You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.

• You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

• directions to your house include "Turn off the the paved road at..."

• you ever got too drunk to fish.

• More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.

And finally, when you turn a 20 mile final for the CLT ILS 23 you report to Charlotte approach that you are over the Charlotte Cultural and Fine Arts Center.....(the Charlotte Speedway.)

Ya'll comon down.

 

[Citjok]

Yehaa!!

 

[charlie2]

Yeah, unfortunately alot of them are F/O's. Get ready to sit until furlough time. Don't expect much from USAPA.

My old freind at United doesn't expect much from ALPA but he is so proud that the ALPA national officers have a great pension paid by the dues he pays them.

 

[PCL_128]

Only the president gets a pension, and it doesn't pay much unless you get re-elected a couple of times.

 

[Axel]

You Yankees just tickle me. Thinking that because we don't talk as fast or feel the need to put on airs that we're not as bright.

Lemme larn ye sumpthin (that's the way you northern folk expect us to talk so I'll use it so y'all can understand), so lemme larn ye sumpthin:

It's you who talks funny.

And ciabatta is for pansies.

There's a reason we live here: it's because you don't. We like that.

And as y'all walk away nudging your yankee buddies in the ribs laughing and puttin on airs with your godawful accents, making fun of us poor ignorant southern folk, you fail to notice that you are leaving without your woman.

She can stay.

 

[johnsonrod]

USAirways = a HUGE gamble

What's the estimated upgrade time again with all of the furloughees out there??????? No thanks.

 

[bri5150]

It's you who talks funny.

This could not be more false. How do national news anchors or even local television/radio announcers talk? It sure as hell isn't like a southerner.

 

[Captain Morgan]

Y'all comon down and send in yer applkations. WE is hiring and y'all is welcome down here in Charlotte. In order to fit in you gotta learns how we cogitate, (think), down here.

Here's a few fishin tips fer ya ifin ya get's to Charlotte.....

• You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

• You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.

• You own a homemade fur coat.

• Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.

• Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.

• Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

• You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.

• You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

• directions to your house include "Turn off the the paved road at..."

• you ever got too drunk to fish.

• More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.

And finally, when you turn a 20 mile final for the CLT ILS 23 you report to Charlotte approach that you are over the Charlotte Cultural and Fine Arts Center.....(the Charlotte Speedway.)

Ya'll comon down.

Thanks Ol' Festerpuss, you have made my night! Haha

 

[Taco Rocket]

USAirways = a HUGE gamble

What's the estimated upgrade time again with all of the furloughees out there??????? No thanks.

This whole career is a gamble... why not double down?