Unprofessional controllers

[Godfather]

PIT has some of the coolest controllers. I miss going in and and out of that place. I would love being "cleared for an immediate departure, traffic on a 2 mile final". IAD does not put you on the runway if there is another airplane within 5 miles of the runway. Also the PIT controllers just have a cool attitude. Although I could deal without having a "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccceeeeee Day."[/QUOTE]

By far PIT is one of the best in the country. Especially with the "CCCEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAA BYE!!! guy that rides the Harley with the pony tail. He also works up in SBN. ATL and ORD are awesome too. Is Buzz in ATL?

Ms Cleo sure knows how to ruin a wet dream in LGA. She needs to stick with her part time Psychic hotline job...it fits her better.

 

[V-STALL]

CLE bites the big one! Double downwind, 30+ miles, slow to 170, what do you mean you can't accept that in icing conditions, fly you right up someones ass, no plowing the runway SUCKING airport!


And I think I held a couple of things back.

 

[Biatch5]

ORD doesn't seem to bother me; doesn't matter where you're taxiing just do it fast. NY airports are great.


IAH........ part of the problem and the reason guys screw up taxi instructions is that they don't use taxiway names when giving instructions. If you're not based there and they say take "A" when it's actually "NA" you may miss it. Also the only airport I can think of where you have to call CLEARANCE to taxi every time.

Agreed

 

[Ron Mexico]

Wow!!!.......you have got to be the biggest loser I've seen on this board yet....all you do is complain about regional pilots over and over again!! Whats the matter your wife isn't home so you can't throw a beatin' into her??? You are really one class act! I can't wait till your pension runs out and you can't pay your internet bill anymore!...that would make my day LOSER!

no the problem is his WIFE is WITH a XJT pilot.....

 

[Standby 1]

Probably due to all the inexperienced XJet pilots there.

Beats being senile like you old farts who can't even wake up long enough to answer a radio call.

 

[anon]

No contest - ATL has the best

No Contest!


ATL has the best controllers around ... friendly and efficient.

On the other hand...

CHS APCH has the worst. They hammer weekend pilots all of the time because they can get away with it. They've tried to get smart with working pilots and had it handed right back to them. They're like schoolyard bullies. They like to pick on the little guys, but when someone who knows their game gets back in their face, they back down like wimps.

 

[Hung Start]

Got to go with BOS folk being pretty cool. Just allways seem to have the mix flowing just right. Ms.Cleo in LGA,, well,,, affirmative action, don't ya know. BEST smaller group has got to be PWM. Hands down.

 

[DX Rick]

DPA- DuPage Airport. The only place I know that will make G-IV go around because of a Warrior.

3 sperate times they have given position and hold instructions while I was on final
Traffic isnt over whelming, compared to the areas like ORD and IAD, but these guys talk to you as if you were bothering them.

 

[Z28_Pilot]

no the problem is his WIFE is WITH a XJT pilot.....

It's all starting to make sense now

 

[skyslug]

BOS tower is fantastic! ATL, ORD, DCA also great. CVG is doing much better, and squeezing departures out between landings which is why we are always 5 miles in trail on final.

RDU...well, "Slow to 160" then not more than 3 seconds "I need you to pick it back up to 200", then within a heartbeat "Slow to final approach speed, you're following a Cherokee"..."go around". This scenario seems to happen a lot...

 

[SlapShot]

RDU...well, "Slow to 160" then not more than 3 seconds "I need you to pick it back up to 200", then within a heartbeat "Slow to final approach speed, you're following a Cherokee"..."go around". This scenario seems to happen a lot...

Perhaps they were trained by Potomac approach.

I have never been a controller but is it that hard to coordinate speeds between the initial approach controller you talk to and the final controller. I can not count how many times I (in a freakin SAAB) have been told to do 220 by one just prior to the handoff and then told to slow to 170 by the final controller. Is a Saab catching a mighty jet too quickly????

 

[Vector4fun]

I have never been a controller but is it that hard to coordinate speeds between the initial approach controller you talk to and the final controller. I can not count how many times I (in a freakin SAAB) have been told to do 220 by one just prior to the handoff and then told to slow to 170 by the final controller. Is a Saab catching a mighty jet too quickly????

Not working at one of the airports catching flack here, I can't offer a first person explanation, but in general:

Some folks you work with, and some you work around, ya know? I work with folks who take my feed just like it was their own plan to begin with and work a great final with very gradual speed adjustments.

Then other times I work with folks who I can't figure out at all, take a "natural" sequence and screw it up 3 ways for no good reason, cram everybody 220 kts until 2 1/2 in trail and then beg for "final approach speed". Hey, I didn't check 'em out.

It's not easy to talk to each other when busy though. Most every time one tries to talk to the other, there's a turn on to me made or an aircraft on one of the 4 freqs we're working.

I love to work finals, it's my favorite position. If I'm getting a decent feed, I can use 220 on dowwind, 190 on base, 170 to the FAF all day long and it's boring it's so easy and predictable. Do the turn ons about 3 1/2 to 4 1/2 in trail and compression will give you 2 1/2-3 miles at the runway, unless the wind is really screwy.

Visuals are a lot more "non-standard" because we get so many non- jets and non-professionals to fit in the sequence in good weather.

 

[V-STALL]

I can't believe that nobody has mentioned VNY. I thought these guys were pretty cool!

 

[MJG]

I'll second or third or fourth or whatever number we're on for the folks in IAD. Once got assigned 4 different runways there in a span of less than 10 minutes. After the 4th assignment, I lost it and went off on whoever was working the freq at that moment. We then got to here some stern, long winded explanation about how runways are assigned to best meet traffic, yada, yada, yada from a completely different voice.

 

[OPECJet]

All except for a couple of CLT guys.

Approaching CTF... Slow to 170.
Over CTF....Hold as published, EFC 30 mins after you run out of gas...
After calling min fuel.... Resume own nav, mainted 210 kts.
Calling final controller... Slow to 170...
1 min later..pick it up to 190....
1 min after that.. "we have CAE in sight"
Another minute goes by.... "turn right to 030 and join the 36R loc, descend and maintain 4 thousand, 170 to a 5 mile final..."
8 miles out... reduce to 150
3 miles out... reduce to slowest practical speed, B767 holding in position
1 mile out... Can you give me a shallow S turn?
On the ground?... Turn left at Romeo..

Next flight in....rinse and repeat... Unless the auctioneer is working. Then its smooth sailing...

 

[EX_CV580FR8Dawg]

MKE TRACON...I am a bit biased though

 

[pianoman]

DPA- DuPage Airport. The only place I know that will make G-IV go around because of a Warrior.

3 sperate times they have given position and hold instructions while I was on final
Traffic isnt over whelming, compared to the areas like ORD and IAD, but these guys talk to you as if you were bothering them.

Forgot about that one. WAY too much attitude for what they're doing, mostly from the ground controllers, I've noticed. Tower hasn't bothered me much.

 

[Skywest Pylot]

Gotta love the auctioneer!

 

[OPECJet]

No doubt, he does an awesome job.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Robot Man- great name for that MIA controller. LOL...