IHaveAPension
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Lequip said:I'll give 3-1 odds there was a chick in the cockpit. Any takers?
SkyBoy1981 said:IHaveAPension is nothing but a master(flame)baiter....
IHaveAPension said:What's flame bait here? Are you denying that the crash actually occurred?
jbDC9 said:What crash? The FAA prelim report shows a gear collapse after landing... no injuries, damage is most likely minor. And you call that a crash?
You're a flamebaiting idiot. Perhaps with thread headlines like that you should be a writer for the National Enquirer... moron.
Inconceivable said:...unfortunately, the northwest pilot had landed at the wrong airport in is A320...
...and was scheduled to deadhead back to MSP on an America West flight, later cancelled because the pilots were not only drunk, but in prison...
...he was denied jumpseat access on Delta because he had previously walked past a Comair aircraft without urinating...
...finally threw up his arms in disgust, declaring Mesa pilots to be the cause of all evil in aviation, and sitting down in the terminal.
After 18 hours airport police noticed his presence. TSA employees robbed him of every item of value (after sniffing his breath and dropping his laptop).
Because he was unattended, he was taken to a remote area of the airport and detonated.
Crew scheduling has assigned him a missed-trip for failing to deadhead once deceased.
psycho said:The crew was swerving to avoid a Northwest captain. He was running across the airfield in a valiant yet vain attempt to stop yet another hot refueling by a Pinnacle crew.
Inconceivable said:...unfortunately, the northwest pilot had landed at the wrong airport in is A320...
...and was scheduled to deadhead back to MSP on an America West flight, later cancelled because the pilots were not only drunk, but in prison...
...he was denied jumpseat access on Delta because he had previously walked past a Comair aircraft without urinating...
...finally threw up his arms in disgust, declaring Mesa pilots to be the cause of all evil in aviation, and sitting down in the terminal.
After 18 hours airport police noticed his presence. TSA employees robbed him of every item of value (after sniffing his breath and dropping his laptop).
Because he was unattended, he was taken to a remote area of the airport and detonated.
Crew scheduling has assigned him a missed-trip for failing to deadhead once deceased.
maddog805 said:Funny as hell. Nice work.
FedExFlyer said:Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.......
jbDC9 said:What crash? The FAA prelim report shows a gear collapse after landing... no injuries, damage is most likely minor. And you call that a crash?
I think you're on to something here. Most crash photos I have seen involved lots of destruction and fire. I beleive there were some photos like that in EWR circa 96-97 and in MEM a year or so ago.
psycho said:The crew was swerving to avoid a Northwest captain. He was running across the airfield in a valiant yet vain attempt to stop yet another hot refueling by a Pinnacle crew.
Inconceivable said:...unfortunately, the northwest pilot had landed at the wrong airport in is A320...
...and was scheduled to deadhead back to MSP on an America West flight, later cancelled because the pilots were not only drunk, but in prison...
...he was denied jumpseat access on Delta because he had previously walked past a Comair aircraft without urinating...
...finally threw up his arms in disgust, declaring Mesa pilots to be the cause of all evil in aviation, and sitting down in the terminal.
After 18 hours airport police noticed his presence. TSA employees robbed him of every item of value (after sniffing his breath and dropping his laptop).
Because he was unattended, he was taken to a remote area of the airport and detonated.
Crew scheduling has assigned him a missed-trip for failing to deadhead once deceased.
Lequip said:I'll give 3-1 odds there was a chick in the cockpit. Any takers?
Inconceivable said:...unfortunately, the northwest pilot had landed at the wrong airport in is A320...
...and was scheduled to deadhead back to MSP on an America West flight, later cancelled because the pilots were not only drunk, but in prison...
...he was denied jumpseat access on Delta because he had previously walked past a Comair aircraft without urinating...
...finally threw up his arms in disgust, declaring Mesa pilots to be the cause of all evil in aviation, and sitting down in the terminal.
After 18 hours airport police noticed his presence. TSA employees robbed him of every item of value (after sniffing his breath and dropping his laptop).
Because he was unattended, he was taken to a remote area of the airport and detonated.
Crew scheduling has assigned him a missed-trip for failing to deadhead once deceased.