Uniform in public

[Rez O. Lewshun]

The MIL guys love to wear their zoom suits around... expecially as they get on/off the Metro at Pentagon City before they finally get off at Crystal City or the Pentagon....

 

[Bavarian Chef]

The MIL guys love to wear their zoom suits around... expecially as they get on/off the Metro at Pentagon City before they finally get off at Crystal City or the Pentagon....

Yeah we do. That uniform will actually get you laid. Flight suits in the Pentagon though? What? Did I not get the memo or is the Air Force run amuck (again)?

 

[Benhuntn]

I wear my uniform to church, the babysitter's and prison when I visit family. They all love it and some even ask for my autograph.

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

Yeah we do. That uniform will actually get you laid. Flight suits in the Pentagon though? What? Did I not get the memo or is the Air Force run amuck (again)?

You don't even need a desk to fly..... you file all your paperwork in all those pockets.... Imagine the reading material you'll have when you go to the head...

 

[PositionandHold]

Good Post. If we had pride in our profession we wouldnt in alot of the messes that we are today.

Off topic, but "If we had pride in our profession," people wouldn't be flying for certain airlines. I once sat next to a Mesa pilot who was also in operations (young guy, totally brainwashed though) who was glad he got paid sh*t and said that the only reason airlines went bankrupt was because airlines were paying pilots too much. In those words, verbatim. I mentioned oil prices having something to do with it, and he just shrugged his shoulders in a way that said "well i guess that's true but that's not what Jonathan O. told me when he was plowing me in the a** last night."

It was at that point that I lost faith in the future of my career--knowing that even pilots think this way. The next thing that came out of his mouth was "it's great. you get on here, and get to fly brand new jets." I didn't say a thing to him after that.

 

[fried chickens]

When I was teenager I use to go to bar in uniform.

 

[pkober]

The military "bag" is good to wear out because you can put beer in all the pockets when you buy a round. Also, you don't have to worry about how dirty it gets on a TDY. The dirtier the bag when you get back, then the better the stories.

I recently flew with a dork who wanted to meet for dinner at the BBQ place at the hotel. Okay, no problem. He showed up in his uniform pants, tennis shoes and his nasty, very worn, almost see through undershirt. That's it. The only thing that would have made that outfit better would have been his uniform shirt without the stripes. Guess what year he was hired at CAL?

 

[737 Pylt]

A hummer in the Starbucks parking lot with uniform on..........hmmmm.
Well I know what I'm doing this weekend!!imp:

I'm sure WD or Hpilot will be available for you!

737

 

[capt. megadeth]

he just shrugged his shoulders in a way that said "well i guess that's true but that's not what Jonathan O. told me when he was plowing me in the a** last night."

LOL, that's funny.

 

[Bavarian Chef]

The military "bag" is good to wear out because you can put beer in all the pockets when you buy a round. Also, you don't have to worry about how dirty it gets on a TDY. The dirtier the bag when you get back, then the better the stories.

I recently flew with a dork who wanted to meet for dinner at the BBQ place at the hotel. Okay, no problem. He showed up in his uniform pants, tennis shoes and his nasty, very worn, almost see through undershirt. That's it. The only thing that would have made that outfit better would have been his uniform shirt without the stripes. Guess what year he was hired at CAL?

So what did you tell him? "Uhh, Captain, sir, I am going to the bar next door."

 

[Bavarian Chef]

You don't even need a desk to fly..... you file all your paperwork in all those pockets.... Imagine the reading material you'll have when you go to the head...

I put all my paperwork in NFOs or navbags, sometimes if I am feeling saucy I will use a helmet bag (which oddly has never had a helmet in it).

NFOs and nav bags are also good for holding: staplers, small woodland creatures, power bars, your wedding ring, your drink when it's your turn to bust some Air Force dork a new one on the crud table.

 

[OldManPilot]

Did the 2 of you compare your Vagina's? Sounds like you could of....

What a tool!

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

your wedding ring.

I keep mine on my ring finger where my wife put it 10 years ago......and the chicks still keep coming...its win win!

 

[Bavarian Chef]

I keep mine on my ring finger where my wife put it 10 years ago......and the chicks still keep coming...its win win!

You got that right.

 

[Bavarian Chef]

Did the 2 of you compare your Vagina's? Sounds like you could of....

What a tool!

I have no clue what this post means. Did you mean to quote someone?

Do you mean vaginas plural or vagina's possessive? By tool do you mean manual or power?