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LOL.. good one Ty... not that i need to "flex" my ratings as shown in my profile.. but i was a CP for a few corporations... I hope one day "King of the Malls' " resume comes across my desk so we can discuss the awesome output of the Gen Lee....:)

yeah.. its unfortunate some people just dont get it... hopefully for his sake.. one day.. he will....
 
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RJDICK???? wow.. good one.. did you come up with that all by yourself?? You gonna start Mom jokes next??? lol


not only is he immature.. but not too bright... dude.. did you miss the part of the fleece in my car? holy cow... ok.. i have a STRONG feeling this wannabe doesnt even fly left seat in nothing more than Microsoft Flight Sim ... enough with junior....lol

BTW.. when i go to MCO.. is mostly for pleasure and not business. However, if i were to have more than a 2 day "lay-over" in Orlando.. i wouldnt be spending it at the mall in order to find new material to post on Flighinfo... and im the dork.....lol
 
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RJPilott said:
RJDICK???? wow.. good one.. did you come up with that all by yourself?? You gonna start Mom jokes next??? lol


not only is he immature.. but not too bright... dude.. did you miss the part of the fleece in my car? holy cow... ok.. i have a STRONG feeling this wannabe doesnt even fly left seat in nothing more than Microsoft Flight Sim ... enough with junior....lol

BTW.. when i go to MCO.. is mostly for pleasure and not business. However, if i were to have more than a 2 day "lay-over" in Orlando.. i wouldnt be spending it at the mall in order to find new material to post on Flighinfo... and im the dork.....lol

Blah Blah Blah...... Blah Blah..... You guys can continue your rants. This thread has gotten outta hand and I can see how your butt buddies now. CP of a few corporations? What happend? I knew you were management from the get go..... nuff said. Enjoy each other........ Im done with you idiots.
 
I will say the two questions, "Are you a pilot?" and "What's your route?"

or if you go into a store resturant with just your white shirt and black pants: "You must be on your mission"
 
Ty, Net, RJ... come on guys. It's obvious you don't like each other.
There is a little feature called IGNORE here. Too bad it doesn't come in real life. Use it...

This whole bickering is making all of you look like a bunch of junior high kids.

All of you post informative posts on occasions... but this is crap. Don't make me stop the car. ;) :cool:
 
LOL...this is the most entertaining thread Ive read there.

Are you guys really adults? Let alone pilots?

I'd say please grow up....but then again this thread has been hysterical:p
 
Are you guys really adults? Let alone pilots?

Umm have you ever met a pilot? Maturity is never a requirement. ;) Shoot that is why I love this career!
 
Networ-King said:

If you had a layover more then 9 hours ...... you might have time to do something else besides punching the clown and going to sleep.

Totally honest question here.

Why would you assume that on a layover that other people m@sterbate and go to sleep?? What sent your mind in that direction? Is that really how you think?
 
Not to get away from the subject,
But I just want to see if I understand this right. The Airtran Pilot (Ty) has no or little experience because they (Airtran) only fly flights around one hour long??? Im not sure What Mr. Lee (Networking) has been doing his whole career, but from where Im at and what I do, minus the takeoff and landing and maybe a little diversion for Wx. there really is nothing to do on long flights.

and as far as profiles go, come on, do you think I got to UPS by flying a PA-23... LOL

Oh-yeah, almost forgot, Poor Rj guy is getting no respect for being a RJ pilot. personally, I think there pretty awesome...

Excuse me 4 now while I go get my uniform on... Goin to the mall...
 
Face it--We're all dorks in one way or another. Most are not totally dorks...except the few that take themselves way too seriously. They are the true dorks.

Time for a beer!:D TC
 
Wearing your full uniform in the mall = DORK. Period.
Wearing your hat while sitting in your car or the hotel van = DORK.
GET A CLUE.



"If you are driving a Hummer through the amazon then the Hummer is a tool. If you are driving a Hummer through your neighborhood the the driver is the TOOL." - Dennis Miller
 
"Dont judge... lest ye be judged"


Im sure all of these jamokes so quick to call others dorks have been "cool" since birth....lol

Ok .. to all the Fonzies of the world... lets get a big "Heyyyyyyyyyyyy" Thumbs up now.... I used to be Fonzie too.. till i looked around as a 30 something among early 20 somethings.... just like Fonzie....
 
Wearing your full uniform in the mall = DORK. Period.
Wearing your hat while sitting in your car or the hotel van = DORK.
GET A CLUE.

I saw a UPS mainline guy, probably junior in seniority, pulling into the cargo parking lot recently. He was driving a new VW beetle and was wearing his HAT, while driving the car.

Flaming, came to mind.
 
WrightAvia said:
I saw a UPS mainline guy, probably junior in seniority, pulling into the cargo parking lot recently. He was driving a new VW beetle and was wearing his HAT, while driving the car.

Flaming, came to mind.

Ha ha!!

I used to park in AA's employee parking lot when I went on trips...I had to laugh when I was getting off one Sunday afternoon and noticed a pilot driving out of the parking lot in his new mustang convertable with the top down wearing his hat. haha
 
Puh-lease.

I hate wearing the "hubcap". I guess it's called a hub-cap, because that's the only time you'll see me wearing it- at the hub . . . where the CP can see me!
 
Saw a Comair FO in that South Bend Buffalo Wings club wearing casual clothes along with his leather flight jacket...........with the epaulets and name tag still on!!!!!!!
 
havent seen this one, but I heard about it..... How 'bout the guy who gets off work and removes his f/o stripes and switches them to captain's bars to drive home in....of course, stopping in all the stores on the way home...LOL
 
I'd never really given this issue much thought, but I will say one thing: If you do PMs, and drive home late at night through areas that are heavily populated by the local constabulatory types, the shoulder boards just might help you avoid a ticket when pulled over for minor infractions!

I can honestly say that, in the last 10 years, on 2 occasions, I would have (should have!) gotten speeding tickets had I thought to remove my boards and ID for the drive home......... Both times it was basically "take it slower Capt., have a nice night." and off I went! I now just remove my tie, and leave the boards and ID on. If I stop somewhere public on the way home (a rare occurrence), I'll pull them off.

I drive a sporty, loud, domestic rwd V-8 powered car to and from the airport, which seems to catch the cop's attention even when I am not breaking any laws (I haven't had a ticket in over 10 years). I get pulled over several times a year, for no reason other than being in their jurisdiction at 0200. As soon as they see who's driving after pulling me over, they usually make up some lame excuse like a tag light out or something and send me on my way.

FWIW, I drive through a bunch of rural, central FL towns (each with their own "Barney Fifes" with radar and little to do) between MCO and APF in the wee hours of the morning.

IMHO, walking around a mall in full regalia is definitely on the "dorky" side, but who am I to judge!
 
On the rare occasion I have to stop into a supermarket to get something quick on the home, or fill up the car (pay at the pump!), I wear whatever I am wearing. I'm not so self-conscious that I customize my clothes for a convenience stop. I mean, does anyone really care what they think of you? Besides, I'd probably lose my epaulets.

I agree, though, hats are dorky. Good thing we don't have any. And anyone who intentionally parades around in his uniform away from the job (not a drop-in convenience stop) needs a severe head-slap.

On the other hand, there's this one time on an overnight when I found that I had packed a pair of my wife's jeans and had to go shopping for a new pair wearing polyester pants. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Tripower,

I've driven that route several times. I gave up on the "shortcut" and now just take I-4 and I-75. It's a bit longer but it turns out to be just a little quicker and definitely more hassle-free. Who wants to blow down 27 or 17 at 1am anyway? Probably hit a gator or a drunk redneck.
 
Re: Not just airline pilots

Dutch said:
Actually saw an off duty patrolman from my department at a fast food restaurant in full gear...
Dutch
Did he ask them for a liter of cola?:D

Anyone running errands in a full pilot's uniform wants to be noticed. They are probably wearing some monster Aviators Super-Deeeeluxe Captain's Timepiece as well. I wear a zip-up fleece jacket to and from work. This way I don't have to disassemble my uniform if I have to stop for gas. It works great for the airport, too, if you have a long break. IF you wear your hat while driving/flying/boating/eating/hitting on women, you are a true dork. You never see the Pope wearing his big hat in the Popemobile do you?
 
Kind of on subject...

I was in ops in JFK a few years ago at 0430. This guy comes in, a captain I'd seen around but didn't pay much attention to him, he's about my age and he's wearing sunglasses(yes, the huge aviator Ray-bans).

So, I'm about to ask him if he's kidding or just REALLY hung over. Then, I get the idea he's serious. He keeps the glasses on 'till he leaves. I've seen him in the terminal over the years and he still has his glasses on... He's the type that walks really stiff like he's got a rod up his ass.

What a dipsh**!TC
 
I've driven that route several times. I gave up on the "shortcut" and now just take I-4 and I-75. It's a bit longer but it turns out to be just a little quicker and definitely more hassle-free. Who wants to blow down 27 or 17 at 1am anyway? Probably hit a gator or a drunk redneck.

I do it every week, and have come to the conclusion that I'd rather deal with the drunks, wildlife and barney fifes, than to drive an extra 52 miles on the interstate in FL! (it's about 20 minutes longer on the interstate........when there's no traffic). I average about 2:50-2:55 at night on the back roads, and the best I've done the interstate is about 3:10 (usually longer, because you can't keep the speed up, plus the construction). I attempt (!) to go 10 over on the interstates, do the limit in the towns, and 10 over between the towns on 17, and 15-20 over on 31 (nothing but cow pastures and orange groves for 40 miles of arrow striaght, lightly patrolled road).

The aggravation level of having to slow to well below the limit every 30 seconds because folks don't understand the basic rules of the road (keep right except to PASS), the constant construction traffic and nasty State Troopers make the drunks, gators and local cops a welcome sight! It's next to impossible to even use the cruise control on the interstates here, because if you set it AT the limit, you will be disengaging as soon as there are 2 cars in front of you, since they will likely be next to each other, pacing below the limit. Even at 0200! I rarely have to disengage the cruise because of slower traffic on the back roads, and passing them is actually an option!

FWIW, I take I-4 from 417 to CR 557 (no better choice), where I pick up SR 17, which I take until just north of Arcadia, where I head over to SR 31, which ends in N. Ft. Myers, where I get on I-75 (again, no choice). By far, the most aggravating parts of the drive, regardless of the hour, are the first half hour, and the last half hour! 27 sucks, btw. The same issues as the interstate, and lots of cops. Once you leave Winter Haven, 17 is easy. 31 is even better!
 
delivery100 said:
BIGBROWNDC8

I couldn't agree more. I have never gone clothes shopping or to baseball or football games in my uniform, but if I stop at the store on my way to work, I sure dont give a f@ck what anyone would possibly think. I cant believe anyone would be so insecure that they would take off their epaulets to appease the 7-11 clerk.
I at the time just wear my CFI uniform....Yep, well put.
 
Networ-King said:
SWA FO and MLBWING,

Im kind of surprised to see you guys on the side of the wear the uniform, ID et al.... to the mall. I see alot of SWA guys wearing nothing but the white shirt and pants strolling through the airport. Im guessing they are non-reving or just waiting till the last minute. Either way its all the same I guess.

Again alot of people are compairing apples and oranges and I guess its my fault for not communicating thoroughly, if your one of the guys wearing a uniform to the mall, man oh man, if you saw this guy tooling around you'd probably be singing another tune,but I think you guys get the jest of it. Point being...... ahhh who cares about making a point.... just a funny story to me.... all you guys that go to malls and movies and whatever else in full pilot dress.... .by all means GIDDY UP..... I hope I get a chance to see ya out at the mall.... it'll put a smile on my face, just promise that you'll wear the hat too. :D :D

Hope everybody had a good turkey day......
Your kind of surprised? With the majority of short man syndrome coupled with huge egos in this industry nothing surpsises me.
 
Style Points

When I was furloughed, I continued to wear the uniform to:

1. The mall--I sat on Santa's lap, hoping to get a job with FL--it worked!
2. Movie theaters
3. Kids football games


Next time you see someone at a Steelers Game wearing an old US Airways F/O uniform, it's probably me!!:D
 
Personally I just can't wait to take all the costume off, before i even get to the car, the tie, yellow bars I.D. are off. I love to fly but there are limits.
 
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A captain I flew with told me a story about a captain he flew with when he was an FO that carried a picture album containing a pictures of himself in front of his big house in his uniform and hat.

He had another picture of himself in a Corvette in his uniform and hat, his four stripes conspicuously showing as he leaned out the window. Another picture had him in his Piper Cub in, you guessed it, his uniform and hat.

He owned a restaurant in Wisconsin called "The Captain's Table" that had a six-foot cardboard cut-out of himself in the lobby in, yep, full uniform, with a caption saying "Welcome Aboard!"

There's no purpose to this story, other than to illustrate what a dork this guy was.

Bottom line, if you wear your uniform to the mall, you're a dork. Buy a $20 fleece pullover, or a $10 polo.

Hag
 
Actually, the coolest guys are the ones who roll into town, quickly yank off the monkey suit and throw on the AF/NAVY/USMC/Army flight suit, then head into their ANG/AFRES/NRES/National Guard unit for beer with the boys at roll call. ;)

A little BFM or DACT prior to the bar call makes a great day a world class day. :D (Air to ground types can insert "or range ride" here)

By the way...I love to tell folks when I got out of active duty I got hired by FedEx, JetBlue, and the Air National Guard. What is the common thread?

Hats are optional at each one!:p
 

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