Big Beer Belly said:
Nice post, but ... what I'm saying is that if the Big Kahuna gave us the free will tour on this merry-go-round, then why do the average peeps like bother praying to the old papa when something bad goes down? The big fella ain't gunna do boo about it cause it's all part of the free will party. Comprende me brotha?
BBB
Dude, I remember sometin da nuns taught me...don't be puttin the Big Kahuna Dude to the test! Seems to me the Big Guy flooded the entire Big Blue Marble before cause the peeps were sinnin like out of control. He turned some Dude's babe into a pillar of salt (like a Mr. Salty pole or somethin) cause she was lookin back when the Big Guy said to not look back (was dat Sodom or Grammorah? I can't remember). When the Jew Dudes were on that big ole road trip from Phay-row, they were like sayin, naw Bro, dem there peeps in Jericho are like freaking giants, bro, ain't no way we be takin the promised land, Duude, maybe like it would a been better to like be slaves, bro. God, my MAIN man, said, well peeps, you like apples? None of yall except maybe ole Joshua and Caleb are gonna get to chill in dat there land o milk and honey. 40 years, Big Beer Guy, a 40 year spankin for doubtin what them Promises that the Big Kahuna makes.
Bro, if you be thinkin that cause of free will, that the LGA (dat be Lord God Almighty, no LaGuardia, bro) ain't in control, then Dude, you best stop chillin of Flightinfo, and start prayin now, bro, start prayin now.
Just cause the LGA acts in "mysterious" ways, doesn't mean he's just like spectatin Dude. Dude. I'm lovin ya, but bro, don't be messin with the Big Dog, naw man, not good Kharma, at all Dude.