Tsa, What A Bunch Of Bs!

[crashpad]

Excellent and ironically humorous idea... I'll start practicing my belches on command.

If you do request a private screening, be sure to have a fellow crew member present if possible.

 

[stall022]

better yet.. drop some serious a@@ as you walk away from being molested or if you really wanna have some fun while your being screened... bring on the bean burritos

 

[Stifler's Mom]

N813CA,

Happened to me at LAX. Guy told me to take off my shoes, I said no thanks. Walked through, no beep and got a secondary screening.

Posted by Mike Oxlong
Haven't we as pilots had the same background checks as the freaking TSA?

Evidently not!!!!!!!!!!!



Hired in hurry: In Atlanta, 66 screeners are fired after belated background checks

 

[JJJ]

Excellent and ironically humorous idea... I'll start practicing my belches on command.

Don't forget the nice steady exhale following the belch.... all for maximum effect of course.

 

[crashpad]

...And belching, while simultaneously floating an air biscuit, would be the ultimate show of gratitude.