Too Fat to be an FFDO

[Amish RakeFight]

Twiggy skinny is the only way to go.

 

[Captzaahlie]

Twiggy skinny is the only way to go.

One of my buddies always used to say, "those hips will only get wider".

 

[flygirlqt]

One of my buddies always used to say, "those hips will only get wider".

Shop for the ass and buy the tits later.

 

[Captzaahlie]

Shop for the ass and buy the tits later.

I'm sure I'm not the first to say, "I like the way you think!" :beer:
Although rebounding from furlough, I'd have to put any major purchases
on hold..... (however,shape has always been more important to me than size)

 

[relief tube]

Does the TSA or who ever regulates FFDO’s have a weight limit?

I’m in the right seat of the 737 with this fat dude whose blubber role(s) on his gut is so big that his gun is tightly wedged between his blubber and seat arm rest. If he had too quickly pull out the gun, turn and fire, I am pretty sure that I am the one who is going to get shot.

sounds like his belt is holding on for dear life. Watch out for flying belts.

All the hijackered have to do is enter with fresh cookies, and it'd be over.

"trade me your gun for a cookie"
"mmmmm....cookie. Ok. Give me cookie"

 

[Amish RakeFight]

One of my buddies always used to say, "those hips will only get wider".

The Mom is the crystal ball.

 

[Captzaahlie]

The Mom is the crystal ball.

i'd agree there is a little "sumpthing" to that....
(i can't finger that out ???? lol)

 

[semperfido]

Shop for the ass and buy the tits later.

Hind sight is 20/20

 

[Captzaahlie]

Hind sight is 20/20

love is blind OR some guy's need a stronger prescription....

 

[Amish RakeFight]

love is blind OR some guy's need a stronger prescription....

Love is grand.

Divorce is $10 grand.