The witch is DEAD!

[Surfpilot]

I would have loved to be that B-1 driver that got to drop the bunker bomb on Saddam. Reports have just been released that we may have killed Hussian.

 

[Typhoon1244]

...we may have killed Hussian. (italics added)

"Hussian?" Who's he?

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

may have...how FOXish of you

 

[EagleRJ]

If we atomized him, it will be tough to convince some Iraqis that they are safe and free now. It would be nice to have a body, but since the opportunity presented itself, I'm glad we took it.

Kim Jong Il, you better straighten up and fly right, or your're next!

 

[Typhoon1244]

I can see the Information Minister, propping Saddam's body up Weekend at Bernie's-style..."the infidels are being crushed! We will be victorious! Don't believe the Americans! Thier graves will be here in Iraq!"

 

[Purple Haze]

 

[Typhoon1244]

Reliable info has just come out that Saddam's info minister has just called all his "look-alikes and doubles" together. He has advised them, "I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, Saddam is still alive. The bad news for you guys is that he lost a leg."

LMAO!

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

You, American war mongers had it all wrong, all along!

Saddam Welcomes US Troops, Claims He Was Hostage

Baghdad--Coalition forces entered a secured bunker today and found Saddam Hussein waiting for them with outstretched arms.

"Man I am so glad to see you guys!

Okay, you guys are probably never gonna believe this, but here's what happened.

A few years ago I sneaked into America to steal nuclear weapons plans from Los Alamos and while I was in your country I met the most beautiful woman, who was working as a waitress at a diner. She went out of her way to make sure that the night cook prepared my ham and cheese omlette just the way I like.

So, we had a bit of a thing and then we kept in touch by mail once I came back here to Iraq.

Boy, I must've been whipped because she writes me this one letter and says she can't write me anymore because I'm not a Christian, and even though she loves me more than her first two husbands and that creepy boyfriend she had last year, the religion thing is going to always get in the way of any relationship.

So I started asking my people about how they'd feel if I accepted Jesus Christ as my personal savior.

The next thing I know, they've got me locked up in this bunker and one of my doubles is calling all the shots.

They let me have access to the internet and I ordered this outfit last week because I knew you guys would be here soon and I wanted to be ready.

Oh, yeah, and all that stuff about weapons of mass destruction, that was my son Uday's idea. If you see him, tell him I'm really pissed about it.

So whaddaya say? Can I go to America now and be with my girlfriend?"

 

[wil]

**CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED**, I thought you were referring to Hillary Rodham

 

[TXPilot]

Wil,

I thought the same thing.

Now the "lost a leg" joke is still killing me! That was great!!

TXPilot

 

[Skyrunner]

XtremeGod,

That is a great avatar.

Iraq's info minister is awesome!!!!!!!!!! He should enter the World Series of Poker at Binions. He just comes straight out with a smile and as cool as a cucumber and says, "The whole Yankee advance is just a movie, like Wag the Dog". I hope he defects and comes to the U.S. to start a new show to rival Jerry Springer's circus act.

Chris Bow

 

[SDF2BUF2MCO]

If Sadda*n is dead will the Ditzy Chicks do the funeral song and Ed Asner do the eulogy?

Sorry Wil and TX, King Hillary is alive but not well.

 

[Illini Pilot]

the information minister reminds me of the black knight in monty python and the holy grail...

 

[Snakum]

"A mere flesh wound."



Minh

 

[Typhoon1244]

...the information minister reminds me of the black knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail...

I love it! The minister standing in the middle of smoking ruins in his underwear (because his uniform was torn off by the blast wave), wisps of smoke rising from his hair and mustache:

"Alright, we'll call it a draw..."

 

[fredflyer]

my buds just e-mailed me this:

www.protestwarrior.com

 

[Tim47SIP]

2DF

If Sadda*n is dead will the Ditzy Chicks do the funeral song and Ed Asner do the eulogy?

Didn't you mean the Chixey Dicks?