The SWA-AAI movie quote thread

[waveflyer]

SWA vs AT - an FI viscious cockfight!
I'll let y'all decide who's team burgundy --


Ron Burgundy: (on the fight between local anchormen) Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: [surprised] It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while,
because you're probably wanted for murder.

 

[GoodTimes]

This one goes to 11

 

[SWA GUY]

Cal Naughton Jr., "I have a new nickname, it's Magic Man."

Ricky Bobby, "That's a dumb idea."

Cal Naughton Jr., "Is it Ricky Bobby? 'Cause I have a lot of good ideas. For instance, I'm going to design a race care that looks like a Tranny-Rabbit. And it's gonna go around the track poopin' out little Tranny-Rabbits!"

Ricky Bobby, "Have you cleared that with Nascar-SWA yet?"

-Talladega Nights, The Legend of Ricky Bobby.

 

[asaflyer]

Lloyd : All we need to do is show a little class, a little sophistication, and we're in like a dirty shirt.
Harry: No problem, Lloyd. We can be classy and sophistic-Oh check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.

 

[Bob Dylan]

AirTran captains as Gordon Gekko in Wall Street: "Greed is good."

Southwest first officers as Ned Beatty in Deliverance: "Suweeeeee, sweeeee!" [squealing like a pig]

 

[Whataburger]

"You sold Peaty, the dead bird, to the blind boy?"

"We're looking for a '76 Sheepdog."

"Those your skiies? Both of them?"

 

[Visceral]

Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*

 

[dh82dvr]

For the MC's ..... "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."

 

[Just thinking]

You want the truth???? You can't handle the truth!

 

[Whataburger]

For the MC's ..... "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."

very nice. The most applicable/bad-ass quote.