The Simple Life

[Typhoon1244]

I've never watched this show before, but I just saw tonight that Paris and Nicole apparently worked an internship at Southeast Airlines. Anybody know anything about it?

 

[ATR-DRIVR]

Didn't they just close the doors a little bit ago?

 

[abev107]

Southeast *was* flying out of SWF in NY and RDU among other places...They closed their doors a few months ago. If I remember correctly, they closed shop without telling anybody - most found out by the surprise msg posted on their website. Of course I could just be rehashing rumors... http://www.flyseal.com/

 

[TonyC]

Is that where one of them was asking customers if they "want to join the mile high club today?" I heard a sound-bite "out of the corner of my ear" to that effect a day or so ago.


What a waste...

 

[Typhoon1244]

What a waste...

Which, Southeast or Paris & Nicole?

 

[Flying Illini]

Man I hate those two and I hate that show and the whole premise behind it. All those rich bitches (who have never worked a day in their life) do is go around causing problems for people who actually have to work for a living. Just watching the previews makes me want to punch both of them right in the face. I know I'd go to jail, but man, that would be so worth it...and then I'd have a great story to tell at interviews!

Again, just to rehash the previous paragraph, I hate those prissy bitches. It pisses me off that people actually let them come to their business to do that stuff. (there was a middle school that was going to allow them to come and teach a class but the parents and PTA objected (thank freakin' God) so that never happened.)

Man I hate them. I would watch if they had to compete in challenges and every challenge they failed they would lose 5 million dollars of their inheritance. That would be sweet!

 

[Typhoon1244]

Man I hate those two and I hate that show...makes me want to punch both of them right in the face...I hate those prissy bitches...[m]an I hate them.

Look, we're not going to get anywhere if you keep holding back. Tell us how you really feel.

 

[Daveman]

Man I hate them. I would watch if they had to compete in challenges and every challenge they failed they would lose 5 million dollars of their inheritance. That would be sweet!

Easy bro, I understand the hatred. Just take the deep breath (as I have had to do) and enjoy YOUR life. Trust me, they have many problems as do we.
(Paris does have a sLLuty kinda $$$, all the time, no?)

 

[cforst513]

i have seen that commercial for their new run of "simple life" a fewtimes. did you see the part where they are apparently interningat a funeral home and drop some guy's ashes all over the floor? what about when nicole asked an old couple "so, which one of you isplanning on dying first?" or something to that effect. the couplejust stared back at her. you can only hope that this stuff isscripted and that they are not really that ditzy...

 

[DX Rick]

Nicole looks like a wet rat. That's all I have to say. Carry On, Men!

 

[Daveman]

Nicole looks like a wet rat. That's all I have to say. Carry On, Men!

I agree. But If you say you'd turn it down you are a liar, liar, pants on fire.

 

[DX Rick]

I agree. But If you say you'd turn it down you are a liar, liar, pants on fire.

I would! Looks mean nothing to me. I fall in love with the girls mind and personality, not looks.

 

[mattpilot]

I would! Looks mean nothing to me. I fall in love with the girls mind and personality, not looks.

Thread drift....

What gets you attracted (and thus talking) to a girl? her fat ass?


If a girl ain't good looking, i won't even consider a date. If after that i don't like her personality, it won't go any further.....

But dont' tell me you don't care about looks....

 

[flyguy75000]

Ooooooooooo.......you got a phat a$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And there is no way you would turn down some knob-age from either of them.Period.

Anyone else listen to Mancow?

 

[TonyC]

What a waste...

Which, Southeast or Paris & Nicole?

The time and videotape devoted to the promotion of the two bimbos.

 

[labbats]

I would! Looks mean nothing to me. I fall in love with the girls mind and personality, not looks.

Hey, we're all guys here. Stop it.

P.S. - That schtick won't get you laid.

 

[Flying Illini]

Easy bro, I understand the hatred. Just take the deep breath (as I have had to do) and enjoy YOUR life. Trust me, they have many problems as do we.
(Paris does have a sLLuty kinda $$$, all the time, no?)

Look, we're not going to get anywhere if you keep holding back. Tell us how you really feel.

Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest. I feel much better now, thanks for listening!

hijack:

Now that show "Distraction" on Comedy Central is a great show!

 

[Ollie]

The time and videotape devoted to the promotion of the two bimbos.

Not to mention the dollars...

 

[sqwkvfr]

Here's one for all of the Nicole Richie haters out there:

This is a clip from "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" on 98 KUPD in Phoenix when she called in for an interview...now let me set this up...these guys are sick of these "celebrity" interviews that a strictly for promotional purposes so they accept all of the interview requests and have fun with 'em.

In this case, the main guy, John Holmberg, pretends to be mister Hollywood-type over-the-top radio DJ "Johnny Midnight." (you'll see..."75 degrees in the big city" is all part of the act) Brady --in reality a pretty decent straight-shooting midwestern born-and-raised producer, made a bet with Holmberg that he could get through four or five completely ridiculous questions before she hung up...it's pretty funny:

Nicole Richie interview.

Here are some examples of others:
Clay Aiken
Sarah-Michelle Gellar (who was actually pretty cool)

 

[FLYnMONKEYS]

After being furloughed from a major airline I found myself at that piece of siht Southeast. Yes they did just close shop, porb. to avoid the huge fines they had received from the FAA maint vilolations. No doubt after the dust settles the scumbags that ran it will surface with another corporation using the same certificate. Eastern scabs have to fly somewhere, right?

 

[DX Rick]

Thread drift....

What gets you attracted (and thus talking) to a girl? her fat ass?


If a girl ain't good looking, i won't even consider a date. If after that i don't like her personality, it won't go any further.....

But dont' tell me you don't care about looks....

I guess the sarcasm went over your head. Of course I wouldn't kick her out of bed. But before I DO kick her out, it would be nice to put a couple dents in my head board....with her head. Catch my drift?

 

[Princedietrich]

That certainly does explain why SEAL went under.


In all seroiusness though, I saw a promo for this waste of a show last night where those two ditzes were at SEAL. Both of them had rummaged through people's luggage and were wearing someone elses bra-n-panty sets and dancing in front of the inlet of a MadDog engine. I couldn't help but wish that someone had decided to "turn #2" right at that particular moment.

I would actually like it if they interned at Airnet so it would give me an excuse to slap the life out of them.

 

[hobbsmeter]

LOL...Paris & Nicole, if I hear those names I immediately think of the "Stupid Spoiled Whore" Southpark episode.

 

[Flying Illini]

LOL...Paris & Nicole, if I hear those names I immediately think of the "Stupid Spoiled Whore" Southpark episode.

YES!!