The Faruzzi-noid went down

[Max Q]

Thanks guys. Good stuff in here. Just wish I could've been there to witness it all.

 

[crj567]

Yeah- This thread is pretty durn good if you know what these guys look like.

"The Palm" looks just like "Tommy Boy." And the other one could pretty much be described as a "bipolar garden gnome." They just hate each other and one day, you know it will be "on."

-Mortal Kombat!

 

[PBRstreetgang]

This has to be one of the best threads ever! If it is ever "on" get on video, uTube style!
PBR

 

[777forever]

Now this is some entertaining stuff! Somebody youTube it next time!

 

[JettBoii]

Money is on Palmer. Faruz will have his arse handed to him.

 

[PBRstreetgang]

Yeah- This thread is pretty durn good if you know what these guys look like.

"The Palm" looks just like "Tommy Boy." And the other one could pretty much be described as a "bipolar garden gnome." They just hate each other and one day, you know it will be "on."

-Mortal Kombat!

Dude,
I just reread this for the 20th time and almost peed my shorts for the 20th time!
Who says the airline business ain't funny!
PBR

 

[crj567]

What's the over/under on how many pages this post will have to go before "the Uzzinator" threatens to kill us all?

P.S. I hear "The Palm" has been filling in for a few flight attendants lately:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSrKfe_lfE4

 

[Copydat]

Just trolling and ran up on this. Thoughts of those two really bring up the flavor of the old "hood". Palmer was in my new hire and Faruzzi was --- well just Faruzzi. Once again I have cherished memories. Good luck guys. By the way "ConAir" is still looking for the Palm to start training once he gets enough turbine time.

 

[Abernathy]

Palmer lines his hat with tinfoil to keep the liberals from reading his thoughts.

 

[Freebrd]

Palmer lines his hat with tinfoil to keep the liberals from reading his thoughts.

oh man, now that is good, real good lmao

 

[LazyLightnin']

Actually heard over ops freq:

Faruzzi: "ops, we're negative APU, but no need for a huffer, I'll wrap my lips around the high pressure air valve and talk it into starting with my own hot air. Aren't I awesome!!!??..."

Palmer: "Why don't you get Obama to crank it!"

 

[Speedtape]

Reenactment by live actors:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LA7tH7VQcw&feature=related

 

[crj567]

I think it may go down something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjyC...583F4C108&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=8

-Two Internet tough guys
-One Hot Dame
+Springer

=Midget Deathmatch!
"And STAY DOWN!"

-(I have got to figure out a way to charge PPV for this one! I could retire!)

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Can you fight with one hand on your wig?

I thought he had an FBI issued chin strap for it. Only to be used when he is utilizing top secret FBI Kung Fu moves.

 

[LazyLightnin']

I thought he had an FBI issued chin strap for it. Only to be used when he is utilizing top secret FBI Kung Fu moves.

He lost that while dangling on a helicopter skid during a high speed pursuit. The perp was apprehended thanks to the palm and his self-sacrifice.

More good news: The chin strap was recovered and is now displayed in the National Museum of Crime and Punishment.