The Faruzzi-noid went down

[LazyLightnin']

Actually heard over ops freq:

Faruzzi: "ops, we're negative APU, but no need for a huffer, I'll wrap my lips around the high pressure air valve and talk it into starting with my own hot air. Aren't I awesome!!!??..."

Palmer: "Why don't you get Obama to crank it!"

 

[Speedtape]

Reenactment by live actors:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LA7tH7VQcw&feature=related

 

[crj567]

I think it may go down something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjyC...583F4C108&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=8

-Two Internet tough guys
-One Hot Dame
+Springer

=Midget Deathmatch!
"And STAY DOWN!"

-(I have got to figure out a way to charge PPV for this one! I could retire!)

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Can you fight with one hand on your wig?

I thought he had an FBI issued chin strap for it. Only to be used when he is utilizing top secret FBI Kung Fu moves.

 

[LazyLightnin']

I thought he had an FBI issued chin strap for it. Only to be used when he is utilizing top secret FBI Kung Fu moves.

He lost that while dangling on a helicopter skid during a high speed pursuit. The perp was apprehended thanks to the palm and his self-sacrifice.

More good news: The chin strap was recovered and is now displayed in the National Museum of Crime and Punishment.

 

[Jack-O-Lantern]

One bitch slap to the Floozy and he's OUT!

 

[blesko]

Yeah- This thread is pretty durn good if you know what these guys look like.

"The Palm" looks just like "Tommy Boy." And the other one could pretty much be described as a "bipolar garden gnome." They just hate each other and one day, you know it will be "on."

-Mortal Kombat!

Are we sure its tommy boy and not peter from "family guy?"

 

[sunlitpath]

Let's all put our weeners back in our pants. The whizzing contest is over.

 

[crj567]

Let's all put our weeners back in our pants. The whizzing contest is over.

The whizzing contest on your Mom has just kicked off (in Barbados this year!)

 

[sunlitpath]

The whizzing contest on your Mom has just kicked off (in Barbados this year!)

The whizzing contest on your dead grandmother continues to this day...

 

[crj567]

The whizzing contest on your dead grandmother continues to this day...

I just dug up your Great-Great-Granny and whizzed that old bag of bones silly!

 

[the palm]

I just dug up your Great-Great-Granny and whizzed that old bag of bones silly!

now that is funnier than the faruzes tinni winni wii wii

 

[twott driver]

A pair of f#cknuts the two of them. The palm at least includes a bit of daring and mystery in his ramblings..... the other is just a f#cknut, no excuses, no hope

 

[crj567]

A pair of f#cknuts the two of them. The palm at least includes a bit of daring and mystery in his ramblings..... the other is just a f#cknut, no excuses, no hope

Yeah, plus the latter just has some bad things ratting around in the old noggin. He ain't funny, he ain't clever, he is just a plain old "f#cknut," as you so succently put it.

 

[Scope out RJ's]

I just dug up your Great-Great-Granny and whizzed that old bag of bones silly!

That might be true, it's just too bad you have to sit down to whizz!

Yeah, plus the latter just has some bad things ratting around in the old noggin. He ain't funny, he ain't clever, he is just a plain old "f#cknut," as you so succently put it.

Kind of like you, eh ****************************** bag?
Only difference is you're also a fat ass!

 

[crj567]

Palm Wins!-

(Necropost)
-Got to love any thread where the Palm and Uzziniator are having a retard deathmatch!!!!

 

[sayrejm]

anyone good with claymation....? I'm thinking celebrity death match!!!!

 

[V1 Rotate]

Are we sure its tommy boy and not peter from "family guy?"

That's who I always thought he looked like. It's uncanny.....

 

[flygirl135]

They're both idiots, but Palmer is a lying sack of s#!T. Isn't there something about good moral character in the FARs?

 

[LazyLightnin']

They're both idiots, but Palmer is a lying sack of s#!T. Isn't there something about good moral character in the FARs?

I'm pretty sure not being able to keep your loud, a-hole mouth shut is covered in that same section. So, I'd say they're both lacking.