T/O briefing

[moonlight]

I had a contract pilot I used to fly with that would say "We're cocked, locked, and ready to rock, captain." First time he said it, I about had to abort the TO and get back in line.

 

[FlyingFisherman]

This popped up in an email from a buddy of mine (I see where it came from) linked in the other thread. Hands down the best takeoff brief ever assembled:

check dis,
$hit go down for we be fast we be jaming da skids
after dat, we take it on the fly
don't do $hit tell 400 ft
I be drivin, you be jivin
take her around and land it southside

 

[400A]

I once had a co-pilot give the Auburn boys Basketball Team the following cabin briefing.

" alright boys, no fights, no fire's!!"