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One, that is better than the trash I see people wearing when they fly these days. By trash, I mean it looks like it was taken out of that day's trash.

Two, and more importantly, it is ironic that the airline that made its beginnings off of skirts and shorts much more revealing than that is taking this stance. Hypocrisy at its best. Herb is probably crapping bricks on this one.
 
We've hauled plenty of hotties dressed in similiar outfits, especially to/from CYVR-KLAX (something about YVR, movies shoots perhaps). I don't remember kicking any of them off our jets. In most instances, the older flight attendants are just jealous. It's a fresh scenery from flying with "I've been here gazillion years" bitchy granny FAs from Seattle. Bring 'em on anyday!
 
First off if FA's were giving safety brief, the door would be closed. Dude could not have talk to her.

Second, I've seen much shorter and much lower from BUR to LAS on a Friday afternoon.
 
Esprit said:
Southwest needs to change its priorities.
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or its diapers..... Herb... get out the wild turkey and fix this!



I’m too sexy for SWA, too sexy for SWA
Love’s going to leave me

I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m disco dancing

I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I’m too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tushy on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

‘Cos I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tushy on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor ************************* poor ************************* cat
I’m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me

And I’m too sexy for this song
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According to my sources...
What she was wearing on GMA was not what she was wearing when pulled off the airplane.
2 words, TSA Video.
 
The agents were right to pull her off . . . she might have been hiding a snuke in her snizz. I'll volunteer to go have a look.
 
TV9Driver said:
how come i never get to sit next to girls like that when i'm commuting?!?!? i always get the 70 year old grandma who wants to talk about her grandkids...

life is not fair...
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Cuz the dumba$$ gate agent denied boarding to the hottie you were supposed to sit next to!
 
canyonblue said:
Apparently she forgot about her "MYSPACE" page and all the photos of herself. A website managed to download them before she closed her account.

Mature audiences only............

http://i8.tinypic.com/5yk43us.gif

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/pstawicki/Misc News Pics/Pictures405.jpg

http://76.163.158.139/KylaEbbert/43170269_la.JPG
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I'm guessing her mother did NOT know about these pictures/webspace until the shoe dropped. What a dirty girl. Reminds me of Nickelbacks "Figured you out" lyrics....
 
I'd like to point out something wonderful (IMHO)...

A bit skanky? Maybe... A little lacking in decorum...sure...

BUT NOT A TATTOO VISIBLE ON THAT BODY!

Am I the only guy out there who thinks a dragon crawling out of the crack of her butt or an armband tattoo or (anything) across her boob spoils the beautitul symmetry and art work God created when he made woman?

Refreshing....oh so refreshing.

(Said with apologies in advance to all you ink lovers--but for me--those ruin good art..)
 
Albie, I'm with you 100%.
 
Dude, who are you kidding? You'd blllluuuurrrrrr her coochie on the hood of your car while your wife/girlfriend was honking the horn....
 
AlbieF15 said:
Dude, who are you kidding? You'd blllluuuurrrrrr her coochie on the hood of your car while your wife/girlfriend was honking the horn....
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I am pretty sure I said "less willing" to blur her coochie, but on the hood of my Jaguar with my wife and girlfriend honking the horn? Yeah Baby! Shagolishis!
 
TV9Driver said:
how come i never get to sit next to girls like that when i'm commuting?!?!? i always get the 70 year old grandma who wants to talk about her grandkids...

life is not fair...
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Keep talking to grandma, she may introduce you to her undersexed, constantly horny grand daughter thats even hotter looking than Miss Hooters!
It could happen.....




Ok time for a bad joke:





Whats it like to go down on a 90 year old woman?


Depends!
 
canyonblue said:
Apparently she forgot about her "MYSPACE" page and all the photos of herself. A website managed to download them before she closed her account.

Mature audiences only............

http://i8.tinypic.com/5yk43us.gif

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/pstawicki/Misc News Pics/Pictures405.jpg

http://76.163.158.139/KylaEbbert/43170269_la.JPG
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She's a hot piece of A$$, as are her friends!!! I'd get into the sandwich anyday. She'd being doing us a disservice if she covered up. :beer:
 
say again said:
She's a hot piece of A$$, as are her friends!!! I'd get into the sandwich anyday. She'd being doing us a disservice if she covered up. :beer:
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Hmm and she's from San Diego...guess I should go down to all the hooters in town and find he....oh wait I have a girlfriend....darn, oh well.

-Paul
 
AlbieF15 said:
I'd like to point out something wonderful (IMHO)...

A bit skanky? Maybe... A little lacking in decorum...sure...

BUT NOT A TATTOO VISIBLE ON THAT BODY!

Am I the only guy out there who thinks a dragon crawling out of the crack of her butt or an armband tattoo or (anything) across her boob spoils the beautitul symmetry and art work God created when he made woman?

Refreshing....oh so refreshing.

(Said with apologies in advance to all you ink lovers--but for me--those ruin good art..)
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I'm gonna have to agree with you on this one. Sometimes one too many tatoos is a deal breaker.
 
ATLcrashpad,

Look at the date. Things change, besides thats a skort or whatever the heck they are called. Your not going to see the beaver wearing that. Unfortunately our FA/s dont wear that anymore, even more so they dont look like that anymore. The arguement of they wore hotpants 35 years ago is stupid at best.
 
I can't believe you guys. That girl was WAY out of line. Don't worry though, I'll take care of the punishment. Now, where did I put those fuzzy handcuffs?
 

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