Southwest Uniform Question

[jonjuan]

short sleeved shirts, leather jacket, no hat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMxmaM3O2Yo

Red Argyle Sweater, tan trousers, and red shoes. No he's not retarded.

 

[Captzaahlie]

Ok Trannies,

Some of you will have to jerk gear for me. However here are some of the things I'll do to make your job easier:

1) I can take care of the walk-around at anytime.

2) I know how to set up the cockpit and can/will do it anytime you need a break.

3) I bring enough $$$ for the crew to have a long lasting night of adult beverages.

4) Send you on a terminal scouting trip to keep your blood flowing.

5) Rarely, if ever, touch any of the dials, selectors, buttons, knobs, indicators, levers, switches that you would normally control. Unless you ask me to...

6) Buy food for you 50% of the time (if not greater).

7) Make sure to jump in if any other Captain gets on your @ss about ANYTHING (including Check Airmen).

8) Help you to understand the wacky way SWA does things!

Now hurry up and get over here, we need you to help us take over the world!!!!

Just don't wear the blazer or hat. If you do I'll be worried about you.

:beer:

 

[twepilot]

Are Zip ties on the approved list?

RV

 

[mt2]

Ok Trannies,

Some of you will have to jerk gear for me. However here are some of the things I'll do to make your job easier:

1) I can take care of the walk-around at anytime.

2) I know how to set up the cockpit and can/will do it anytime you need a break.

3) I bring enough $$$ for the crew to have a long lasting night of adult beverages.

4) Send you on a terminal scouting trip to keep your blood flowing.

5) Rarely, if ever, touch any of the dials, selectors, buttons, knobs, indicators, levers, switches that you would normally control. Unless you ask me to...

6) Buy food for you 50% of the time (if not greater).

7) Make sure to jump in if any other Captain gets on your @ss about ANYTHING (including Check Airmen).

8) Help you to understand the wacky way SWA does things!

Now hurry up and get over here, we need you to help us take over the world!!!!

Just don't wear the blazer or hat. If you do I'll be worried about you.

SWA GUY -- Look forward to flying with you someday after I dry off then get out of OAK. Do you buy at Mr C's too ??

 

[scoreboardII]

whatever you do, buy a good looking pair of sunlgasses please.

 

[vv100]

I hear guys gripe about PHX.

Bingo!

Fly PM's and you avoid the majority of them.

 

[Quimby]

whatever you do, buy a good looking pair of sunlgasses please.

And whatever you do, don't wear them in the terminal....no matter who you work for.

 

[SWA GUY]

SWA GUY -- Look forward to flying with you someday after I dry off then get out of OAK. Do you buy at Mr C's too ??

Sure...what the hell!