Southwest Uniform Question

[27 driver]

Ok Trannies,

Some of you will have to jerk gear for me. However here are some of the things I'll do to make your job easier:

1) I can take care of the walk-around at anytime.

2) I know how to set up the cockpit and can/will do it anytime you need a break.

3) I bring enough $$$ for the crew to have a long lasting night of adult beverages.

4) Send you on a terminal scouting trip to keep your blood flowing.

5) Rarely, if ever, touch any of the dials, selectors, buttons, knobs, indicators, levers, switches that you would normally control. Unless you ask me to...

6) Buy food for you 50% of the time (if not greater).

7) Make sure to jump in if any other Captain gets on your @ss about ANYTHING (including Check Airmen).

8) Help you to understand the wacky way SWA does things!

Now hurry up and get over here, we need you to help us take over the world!!!!

Just don't wear the blazer or hat. If you do I'll be worried about you.

Sounds Great. And don't worry.....Most hate the blazer and the hat. I look forward to purchasing a nice new Perrone leather jacket. Cya soon.

 

[runwayjockey]

Ok Trannies,

Some of you will have to jerk gear for me. However here are some of the things I'll do to make your job easier:

1) I can take care of the walk-around at anytime.

2) I know how to set up the cockpit and can/will do it anytime you need a break.

3) I bring enough $$$ for the crew to have a long lasting night of adult beverages.

4) Send you on a terminal scouting trip to keep your blood flowing.

5) Rarely, if ever, touch any of the dials, selectors, buttons, knobs, indicators, levers, switches that you would normally control. Unless you ask me to...

6) Buy food for you 50% of the time (if not greater).

7) Make sure to jump in if any other Captain gets on your @ss about ANYTHING (including Check Airmen).

8) Help you to understand the wacky way SWA does things!

Now hurry up and get over here, we need you to help us take over the world!!!!

Just don't wear the blazer or hat. If you do I'll be worried about you.

You must be MDW based!

Or is a 90000 number holding your family hostage?

 

[SWA GUY]

Yup, MDW based. Geez... does it show that much?

 

[GoodTimes]

Seeing more and more blazer's. I'm over the leather jacket. That friggin dead cow can be a real pain in the ass to haul around. The blazer stigma is on the wane. The hat....not so much.

 

[learherkjay]

Seeing more and more blazer's. I'm over the leather jacket. That friggin dead cow can be a real pain in the ass to haul around. The blazer stigma is on the wane. The hat....not so much.

You know how I know you're gay?

 

[SWA/FO]

I look forward to purchasing a nice new Perrone leather jacket. Cya soon.

they run like $500, can you believe that?

 

[K-Mart]

What base has the biggest tools? BWI, MCO, DAL LAS, MDW, ..??

 

[StopNTSing]

What base has the biggest tools? BWI, MCO, DAL LAS, MDW, ..??

Keep going, you're not there yet.

 

[K-Mart]

Keep going, you're not there yet.

I hear guys gripe about PHX.

 

[Whataburger]

short sleeved shirts, leather jacket, no hat.