Southwest passenger arrested for masturbating during flight

[Amish RakeFight]

This would be even more impressive if she was across the isle or a few rows up.

A daily steak diet and some abstinence could easily acomplish this!

 

[PBRstreetgang]

Best....thread....this....year.
Almost pooed my shorts laughing!
Kudos to all the keyboard commedians!
PBR

 

[DieselDragRacer]

This would be even more impressive if she was across the isle or a few rows up.

lmfao

 

[crjdxr]

The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.
The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.

Wow.

Quagmire?