Southwest passenger arrested for masturbating during flight

[Dizel8]

Another SWA flight with a Happy Ending?

I guess he felt like some stick time was in order since he was on a plane, probably a Flight Sim gamer!

 

[Bringupthebird]

"Your honor, my client did not expose himself. He was merely proving that he was not packing any explosives. As he's doing now. Let's call that defense exhibit A."

 

[crxpilot]

Too bad he couldn't hire the late Johnnie Cochran "If the blanket doesn't stick, you must acquit!"

 

[Whataburger]

I really hope he put the blanket back in the overhead bin when he fnished.

They couldn't. It was stuck to the seat.

 

[regionaltard]

"Grab your junk, it's on."

Nice.

 

[Sandhawk]

He was heard saying, "..But I have 14000 posts on Flightinfo."

:laugh:

 

[Scope out RJ's]

I heard it was moon-dog taking things into his own hands after spending all that money to buy a job at swa only to get rejected!:blush::laugh:

 

[Mike man]

"by exhibiting his penis to a female passenger,"

What did he do put it in a box and give it to her?

 

[Benjamin Dover]

I heard it was moon-dog taking things into his own hands after spending all that money to buy a job at swa only to get rejected!:blush::laugh:

Never heard back from you Scope about the Delta 3 life term wife-beater from Peachtree City. You just a drive by paint-ball shooter? At least the General hangs in there, reads replies and trades a few barbs.

And at least GL's LBB stuff is pretty funny sometimes. Your "buy a job" routine is just old. And we know how the Southwest pilot "go figure", glass house thing turned out for you...

Good luck to you though. We all look forward to your posts. Skid marks are still there on 27M btw.

BD

 

[Scope out RJ's]

Never heard back from you Scope about the Delta 3 life term wife-beater from Peachtree City. You just a drive by paint-ball shooter? At least the General hangs in there, reads replies and trades a few barbs.

With your fantasy about the General, maybe you could ask him out on a date!

And at least GL's LBB stuff is pretty funny sometimes. Your "buy a job" routine is just old. And we know how the Southwest pilot "go figure", glass house thing turned out for you...

So how'd it turn out for you?

Good luck to you though. We all look forward to your posts. Skid marks are still there on 27M btw.

So are the ones in your underpants after getting caught with your hands full on that sw flight!:laugh::blush:

 

[no1pilot2000]

Did he have a cup of coffee to put it all in? Atleast the flight attendant didn't have to say to this guy, "Cream or sugar, sir?"

 

[Moon-dog]

Damn "scopes out things to pervert",

It must suck to get your a$$ kicked on two threads at once. If only you would use your superpower, being a complete idiot, that is, for good instead of evil. What a waste of a demented mind!! LOSER!!

 

[Scope out RJ's]

Damn "scopes out things to pervert",

It must suck to get your a$$ kicked on two threads at once. If only you would use your superpower, being a complete idiot, that is, for good instead of evil. What a waste of a demented mind!! LOSER!!

Moon dick:
Hang on.....You village is on the phone. They've been looking all over for you!:laugh::laugh:

 

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[Amish RakeFight]

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Send this bottom-feeder to the ignore list.

Little girls use the ignore list.

 

[Scope out RJ's]

Little girls use the ignore list.

Shhhhhh! Don't say little girls around him, he's already in trouble for that last "brownie" incident!:laugh:

 

[Flyer1015]

This is nothing!

On an AA flight, a guy jizzed onto a woman's head that was sitting next to him. Just spreadin some love!

What's this world cummin to?

Source:

http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html

 

[Ticker]

Holy fire hose Batman!!!!!

 

[Moon-dog]

Scope, you are still a sad, pathetic, ignorant/stupid little man with hairy palms, a crappy wage and lost retirement. Sorry you couldn't get hired at SWA!! Enjoy your miserable existence, LOSER!!

 

[Whataburger]

This is nothing!

On an AA flight, a guy jizzed onto a woman's head that was sitting next to him. Just spreadin some love!

What's this world cummin to?

Source:

http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html

This would be even more impressive if she was across the isle or a few rows up.