Southwest passenger arrested for masturbating during flight

[no1pilot2000]

Did he have a cup of coffee to put it all in? Atleast the flight attendant didn't have to say to this guy, "Cream or sugar, sir?"

 

[Moon-dog]

Damn "scopes out things to pervert",

It must suck to get your a$$ kicked on two threads at once. If only you would use your superpower, being a complete idiot, that is, for good instead of evil. What a waste of a demented mind!! LOSER!!

 

[Scope out RJ's]

Damn "scopes out things to pervert",

It must suck to get your a$$ kicked on two threads at once. If only you would use your superpower, being a complete idiot, that is, for good instead of evil. What a waste of a demented mind!! LOSER!!

Moon dick:
Hang on.....You village is on the phone. They've been looking all over for you!:laugh::laugh:

 

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[Amish RakeFight]

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Little girls use the ignore list.

 

[Scope out RJ's]

Little girls use the ignore list.

Shhhhhh! Don't say little girls around him, he's already in trouble for that last "brownie" incident!:laugh:

 

[Flyer1015]

This is nothing!

On an AA flight, a guy jizzed onto a woman's head that was sitting next to him. Just spreadin some love!

What's this world cummin to?

Source:

http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html

 

[Ticker]

Holy fire hose Batman!!!!!

 

[Moon-dog]

Scope, you are still a sad, pathetic, ignorant/stupid little man with hairy palms, a crappy wage and lost retirement. Sorry you couldn't get hired at SWA!! Enjoy your miserable existence, LOSER!!

 

[Whataburger]

This is nothing!

On an AA flight, a guy jizzed onto a woman's head that was sitting next to him. Just spreadin some love!

What's this world cummin to?

Source:

http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html

This would be even more impressive if she was across the isle or a few rows up.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

This would be even more impressive if she was across the isle or a few rows up.

A daily steak diet and some abstinence could easily acomplish this!

 

[PBRstreetgang]

Best....thread....this....year.
Almost pooed my shorts laughing!
Kudos to all the keyboard commedians!
PBR

 

[DieselDragRacer]

This would be even more impressive if she was across the isle or a few rows up.

lmfao

 

[crjdxr]

The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.
The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.

Wow.

Quagmire?