inthewind
When will spring be here?
- Joined
- Jun 18, 2005
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I have a solution to all of the money losing probs in our industry. Management can sell all the $25 seats that they want. However, once the pax are on board, the captain will make an anouncement. "Folks, Delta (insert any carrier here) has generously provided you a comfortable seat for the incredible cost of only $25, however in order for that seat to take you to your final destination everyone is now going to have to chip in for the price of jet fuel. Today's market price is x.xx and we will be needing xxxx gallons. So the price for those on board to make those seats move is $xxx.xx each. Please have your credit cards or checkbooks handy as our fine flight attendants make their way down the aisle. ....."
Guess, what we'd have no more griping about the cost of fuel. All of the problems majically solved.
This may have been influenced by the consumption of a few adult beverages..lmao
Guess, what we'd have no more griping about the cost of fuel. All of the problems majically solved.
This may have been influenced by the consumption of a few adult beverages..lmao
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