So do all pilots sleep with attendants?

[squale]

Re: Re: So do all pilots sleep with attendants?

Well, my father married a flight attendant, and they've been faithful to each other for thirty-five years.

I've been married for six years and have not slept with anyone but my wife in that time.

Maybe I'm just in a foul humor after reading the latest baloney from 100LL...am I the only guy who finds squale's post mildly offensive and childish?

(It probably is just me...)

hey man, I didn't mean it to sound like that at all.. I was just asking whether a **RUMOR** I have heard is actually true or not... hey what do I know, I just started my PPL training.. lol

 

[sky37d]

I can assure you I do sleep with the F/A on my airplane. Well, actually, not on the airplane, you understand, need the pilot at the controls, but after we land, she's mine.




Really.


See, I married her.

 

[ShawnC]

I have heard some stories, mostly second or third hand, about stuff like that. I've also heard that some FAs have been known to go to amateur night if there is a "gentlemen's club" near the hotel.

Second or third hand, that means that the story has been passed around the entire company, and when finally traced back to it's source it turns out that one person 5-6 years ago on a dare did it.

 

[Dubya]

Holy parking garage attendant.!

TB....that is hilarious...and brings back a great memory! I was in IND at the dome for a convention and staying in one of the big hotels next door...(Embassy?) that was connected to the other big hotel by an underground parking garage. I was down getting something out of my car..there wasn't anyone around...and I had the crap scared outta me by this parking attendant/security gal. Holy shiite muslim she was hot...trying out for the Pacers cheerleaders squad.....she felt so awful for scaring the crap out of me....we .....ahem...ummmm...we went and got ice cream?

Parking attendants rule!!

W

 

[DCitrus9]

Sleeping with F/A

I would guess most don't sleep with them. They quickly learn the art of "blow and go." Have your fun, then send them packing! How else are you supposed to get your required rest?

 

[Timebuilder]

Maybe I'm just in a foul humor after reading the latest baloney from 100LL...am I the only guy who finds squale's post mildly offensive and childish?

I thought it came from a tongue-in-cheek attitude, and an impression that came from years ago, which has been perpetuated by the media.

Cheer up, my friend.

 

[Duke Elegant]

I remember my F/O saying one day ..."Geez mate! You look tired" : to which I replied "Well that hot looking flight attendant was bangin' on my door all night. I needed to get some rest so I finally got up and let her out."

 

[TEXAN AVIATOR]

I hope so...God knows I need at least one reason to stay in the industry.

 

[Nik78]

Personally, I'm 25, cute, little and blonde, and I have never so much as touched anyone I have worked with... Just FYI

 

[Sean]

NIK78

Personally, I'm 25, cute, little and blonde, and I have never so much as touched anyone I have worked with... Just FYI

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Really, blonde, 25, cute, little....where do you work??? Want to go out?

 

[V1Cutt]

You know the difference between a Flight Attendant and a washing machine?


A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

 

[Mu2Driver]

NIK78

NIK 78,
Does cute mean hot?
who do you work for?
ever come out to DEN or COS?

 

[skyking1976]

I would like to hear Ailerongirl's input (no put intended) on this particular subject...

SK

 

[FN FAL]

If we told you about how wild the over nights were, you wouldn't believe us. We're talking about stuff that would make porno stars and the girls in the donkey show blush. When you get to an airline you will find out for yourself.

Yea, I know what you mean, when I was with Harbor Clearance Unit Two, we would always throw a pick nick party for the newbies that graduated from dive school. We'd rent some hooker for the party and when things started going pretty good and all the family people were gone, she would entertain us by smoking a cigar with her cootchie, maybe she would take a pee on one of the guy's faces or a dump on their chest. It's all great fun.

As for what you kids are doing on your lunch hour, you're not inventing anything new and most of us didn't have to get a low paying regional job to get laid. I'm sure to all low time non-experienced people, just getting some poontang probably seems like something kinky...but you aren't doing anything anybody else hasn't done...except when I did it, you could get cured for all the STD's out there.

Just remember...when you are home on your days off tending to a crib full of poo while mommies out doing high speeds with another flight crew...don't wipe that kid's ass! Because sooner or later that kid will be 16 or 17 years old and it will be raining or snowing and he'll/she'll want to borrow the car. You will tell him/her no because it isn't a good idea because of the weather and that ungratefull SOB will cuss at you for it. That's when you'll say..."And that's why I didn't wipe your ass, you little pri@k!"

 

[squale]

lol... wow how this post has ran wild!

 

[Starlizard]

I don't want to go off on a rant, but

It has already been stated, but I'll say it again. Most of the young female FAs have been furloughed. I think the golden age of aviation was over when the industry changed their name from 'Stewardess' to 'Flight Attendant' and allowed men to work in the back of the plane. That's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

 

[Timebuilder]

Personally, I'm 25, cute, little and blonde, and I have never so much as touched anyone I have worked with... Just FYI

I think that makes you an exception.

 

[ThomasR]

I was always just curious about this... every time I fly on a small jet or regional airline, it always seems to be two young male pilots, and like 2 or 3 young attractive female flight attendants...
I just wonder what happens on their stay-over trips?

The key focus in your question is "IT ALWAYS SEEMS," which indicates your own personal interest. The majority of pilots and F/As have attended college. The aviation environment is equivalent to any closed social system [university campus, business, military, etc...] where interaction becomes familiar on a daily basis.

There are always attractions on many levels between co-workers, however, circumstances deny the ability to follow through with these impulses [although there is little restriction on the imagination]. There is a phenomena in psychology called 'covert learning' where we learn our environment without formal intent. It becomes 'intuition' when confronting different situations.

It is intuition that tips off a spouse of infidelity. Everyone in the corporate environment also recognize a change in behavior when team members fraternize. You can not disguise your body language; any attempt to do so detracts from your presence of mind which further exposes the denial of feelings.

People who are happily married generally do not stray regardless of the beauty in their work environment, they have no compulsion to do it. Even with an open marriage there is an understanding of commitment that must be met to be considered faithful. Single members have less personal restrictions but are confronted with personal innate parameters of attraction which are either met or denied through interaction.

I don't know if you have ever been in love, however, it is a chemical bonding triggered by interacting with an individual who meets predisposed parameters learned through childhood and these chemical hormones are very addictive. If you play with fire you will get burned eventually.

Many people flirt which is playfully experimentation with these hormones attempting to extract the manic side of the effect without experiencing the depression. Again, if you play with fire................

 

[JJJ]

Nik78, I'm curious how many PMs from you get from people on this board.

Ailerongirl, how about you. How many times have you been hot on, or asked out via PM?

 

[Resume Writer]

I'm Hurt!

No one asked for my opinion! I used to be a Flight Attendant. And no, I do not weigh a ton and I was very senior! You be the judge if I look old and tired. Go to this link on my website www.awriteresume.com/company.htm (I will be expecting all my dating offers in PM's! ha ha) At least humor me!! Of course, I am not near as cute as my daughter, but she will not be available for about another 18 years!

Do the pilots sleep with the flight attendants? Yep, it does happen. Is it a good thing to do? Probably not. I have seen many married crew members (not just the men) cheat with each other and everyone at the airline knew it. I can think of two couples right off the bat.

One instance in particular involved two pilots and one flight attendant. Apparently the two pilots were flying together and had no knowledge that either of them dated the same FA. Crew change happened, and it just so happened that the FA was on the outbound crew.

Well, needless to say, the cat was out of the bag! The two pilots ended up in a dual in the jetway in front of passengers. After that, they had a nice talk with the CP.

Are there faithful pilots and FA's out there. Absolutely! I can think of many people that have never been involved in any scandal at the airline.

I think when people do get together, it is either because there are problems at home or being with someone who understands the airline business is a comfort. That is why so many people suffer from Airline Induced Divorce Syndrome.

Just my knowledge of the subject...

Kathy