Skywest?

[Stifler's Mom]

If you're a fan of "Little House on the Prairie" then come to ASA, otherwise, go elsewhere.

 

[John Pennekamp]

ASA has ALPA, so they are awesome. They kick ass and take down names.

SkyWest doesn't have ALPA. We are going under any day now, and there is nothing we can do about it. Even though we do better overall than our counterparts at ASA and elsewhere, it doesn't count because we aren't ALPA. It's been good for 35 years, but any day now our boss is going to force us to work for minimum wage, steal our wives and sell our children to Arab smugglers.

And if you go to ScabWest, you can share the cockpit with tools like SkyNation. Who would steal your wife and sell your children to Arab smugglers if he thought he would get a quick upgrade and $1.50 more per hour out of it.