skybus is so cheap......

[Jack Mehoff]

I figured this could be like a "yo momma is so fat.." joke.

Skybus is so cheap I saw them loading with RJ stairs instead of a jetway. (true)

Skybus is so cheap. They use welfare checks for boarding passes.

Anyone got another?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

SkyBus is so cheap, they did not get the option for ignitors on the engines. The copilot has to go out and flick matches into the intake.

 

[vixin]

Matches he had to pay for.

 

[CaravanMan]

Skybus is so cheap yet people still apply there.

 

[CA1900]

Skybus is so cheap, you gotta blow into the air vents when it's time to start the engines!

 

[temcgrew]

skybus is so cheap they make the pilots clean the airplanes.....Oh, wait a minute....................

 

[Jack Mehoff]

Skybus is so cheap... soon NJA Fo's could be making more then skybus capts.

but hey they get to fly pretty airbuses and wear ranger rick outfits

 

[Shrek]

Skybus pilots are SO poor that the homeless bye them Starbucks and invite them to the Mission for Thanksgiving!!

 

[durchdringen]

Hey Shrek,
Didn't one of ours go to Skybus?

 

[NK_FA]

Well cant say for pilots but I do know that Becky from scheduling went there, there may have been one more too. heard that rumor but it was confirmed by a scheduling sup to me