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they'll fly the same plane with the same engine for 1000's of miles over land, but as soon as they get over water, their asshole puckers up and they turn into a bunch of sissies........
avbug said:When I think of single engine pilots over the water and mountains at night, in instrument conditions, and a host of other places, I think of people who probably belong on the Jerry Springer show.
Stanley Stupid: I'm, well, to tell you the truth, I'm my own Grandpa.
Talk Show Hostess: You're your own Grandpa? Well, for some of us who don't understand this, can you explain?
Stanley Stupid: Well, yes. It's quite simple, really.
[sings]
Stanley Stupid: Many many years ago when I was twenty three
I was married to a widow who was purdy as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed
This made my dad my son in law and changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matters even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
This little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle than it also makes him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter who of course is my stepmother
My father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run
And he became my grandchild 'cause he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
For although she is my wife she is my grandmother too
If my wife is my grandmother than I am her grandchild
And every time I think of this it nearly drives me wild
Talk Show Hostess: has got to be the craziest thing I ever saw
Stanley Stupid: As husband to my grandmother I am my own grandpa
avbug said:Perhaps a more intelligent rendering would have read "...and they turn into a bunch of idiots."
When I think of single engine pilots over the water and mountains at night, in instrument conditions, and a host of other places, I think of people who probably belong on the Jerry Springer show. Perhaps they didn't sleep with their sister while juggling cats during a drug deal, but they're just as stupid, and ultimately, just as much a circus show. If one intends to be that foolish, at least don't make it a public affair.
avbug said:Perhaps a more intelligent rendering would have read "...and they turn into a bunch of idiots."
When I think of single engine pilots over the water and mountains at night, in instrument conditions, and a host of other places, I think of people who probably belong on the Jerry Springer show. Perhaps they didn't sleep with their sister while juggling cats during a drug deal, but they're just as stupid, and ultimately, just as much a circus show. If one intends to be that foolish, at least don't make it a public affair.
kswhite said:Just taking a poll of those who would be willing to fly in a single engine piston 100 miles + out over the Ocean. Even with a lift raft and life vests, what do you all think?