Simple request

[wild bill kelso]

"Say speed" Well we are doing 300 knots thats mock .78 Watcha need? "Need you to answer the ********************in question and shut up!"

 

[IBNAV8R]

You guys are funny. I'm willing to bet you threw a tantrum when mommy put the spoon IN the cereal bowl and not separate when she gave it to you. Or, you refused to eat when she didn't cut the crust off the Wonder bread - And God help her if it WASN'T Wonder Bread. Of course, this may STILL be the case for some of you.

 

[LazyLightnin']

How 'bout female pilots who have to answer ATC instructions by first saying "all right" or "ok".....

As in to say "sigh... So much to comprehend here... Ok.... let me make sure I've got this right.. You want me to slow to 210 and THEN descend to 10 thousand????"

The kitchen's that way, sweetheart.

 

[CorpCaptain]

This is incredibly entertaining. Keep up the good work fellas.

 

[SSDD]

But it says more about the maturity level of the posters than it does about the "trangressions"...

 

[79%N1]

Clearance. xxxx, INSTRUMENTS to O'hare!!!!

 

[CheapFlyer]

Can't believe this has flowed onto the second page and nobody has mentioned the Guard Guardians. Without those angels of the airwaves to protect us from the nearly fatal mistake of transmitting on 121.5, I don't think I'd feel safe taking to the sky.

Funniest thing I have read in a long time...

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Clearance. xxxx, INSTRUMENTS to O'hare!!!!

My eyes roll back into my head when I hear this.

 

[AeroDMB]

I'll stick with "eight out" on my tower call.

 

[Grey Ghost]

Seacrest, out!!!!!

 

[say again]

You can make anything sound cool if you lower your voice.

 

[Freebrd]

hey tower 8 1/2 out for rwy ____, geez, they have you on radar in the tower and know xactly where u be, like the one bout the chickies though

 

[CX880]

Checking in

 

[Bako Cap]

"Say speed" Well we are doing 300 knots thats mock .78 Watcha need? "Need you to answer the ********************in question and shut up!"

Speed

 

[great cornholio]

How 'bout female pilots who have to answer ATC instructions by first saying "all right" or "ok".....

As in to say "sigh... So much to comprehend here... Ok.... let me make sure I've got this right.. You want me to slow to 210 and THEN descend to 10 thousand????"

The kitchen's that way, sweetheart.

This one is the the winner so far...

I like to use "up in your grill at bugse inbound for ten"

 

[LXApilot]

i bet this guy also wears his hat pulled down to his eye brows

 

[COOPERVANE]

Let me know if I get up in your grill............

 

[Oakum_Boy]

Let me know if I get up in your grill............

Classic.

 

[johnpeace]

I love the guys who begin every transmission with the word 'and'.

'And, ATL ground Delta xxxx with you, Lima for the ramp'

 

[IBNAV8R]

Or Deltas XXX, or Alaskas xxx. Is that a possessive or plural?