Flylo said:
That was something else he said; most of the real trouble makers, the ones that were forever threatening somebody with a sexual harassment action, were the ones that nobody would sexually harass on a bet. Wishful thinkers I guess.
I was on the ramp one day talking to one of my co-workers while his plane was getting loaded with freight. A female rampie walks by about 30 yards away and he gets that 1,000 yard stare and the drool dribbling. Finally, he goes..."did ya see dat, did ya see dat!" And he starts getting all giggity giggity like a penthouse model had just walked by.
I wanted to give him a friendly ridge hand accross the esophagus, to pull him out of his stupor, but I just shook my head.
Later, when it was time for my plane to be loaded, I saunter over and assumed the postion and that chick walks up to my plane.
Back in the old gym days, when ladies used to wear danskins creeping up the crack of their asses and boobs hanging out like, "Here...have one!", I developed an observational technique that kept me out of trouble...look, but don't let them see you look. And it works...because I always got asked by the babes to spot for them when they benched!
But anyway, that ramp chick walks up and starts grabbing boxes...Holy crap! It was all I could do to not go, "Hey Willlllllllllbbuurrr, what's with the long face?"
Gawd, what is it with guys that have to stop all bodily functions and stand there quivering and staring like moron!