regional hotel life

[LowlyPropCapt]

What happens when all the hotel has left is a king room? Does the FO spoon the CA? Do they alternate?

No boom-boom, only spoon-spoon. imp:

 

[L1011 Rules!]

Yup, but it sure would be nice if it was some really hot new F/O (female of course)....ripe for breaking in......never mind what is on TV....I'd just like to see her take the uniform off!

 

[biscuit]

I forgot to add...

In this same hotel - one time we arrived and found out that the entire 2nd floor was reserved for a "swingers convention". They had some other name for it but that's what they were doing. It's the hotel that is across the parking lot from the strip club.

Ahh, the good times. Why did I ever quit?

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

I forgot to add...

In this same hotel - one time we arrived and found out that the entire 2nd floor was reserved for a "swingers convention". They had some other name for it but that's what they were doing. It's the hotel that is across the parking lot from the strip club.

Ahh, the good times. Why did I ever quit?

And the problem was....?

 

[erj-145mech]

I forgot to add...

In this same hotel - one time we arrived and found out that the entire 2nd floor was reserved for a "swingers convention". They had some other name for it but that's what they were doing. It's the hotel that is across the parking lot from the strip club.

Ahh, the good times. Why did I ever quit?

Did you swap your Captain for a 28 yr old with 38D's?

 

[Captain X]

you wish I'll say 0.0001% looks like that or maybe they were pstars 45years ago

What do you think light switches and pillows are for?

1. Turn out the light.

2. Put a pillow over her face.

3. Go to town on the honey hole!

4. 15 seconds later, turn on the light so she can use the pillow case to clean her belly or small of her back off.

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

What do you think light switches and pillows are for?

1. Turn out the light.

2. Put a pillow over her face.

3. Go to town on the honey hole!

4. 15 seconds later, turn on the light so she can use the pillow case to clean her belly or small of her back off.

CLASSIC!