One of the funny stories I heard while flying in on the AWACS as a FE goes something like this..
A F-4 pulls up behind a KC-135. The FO talks to the F-4 asking a bunch of questions and asking how cool it is. The fighter guy full of himself says "watch this." He lights the burners goes under the tanker and loops over the top and comes back to pre-contact and says "how was that?" The tanker captains says that was pretty cool but watch this. The fighter guy watches intently and after a few minutes calls up and says "what are you going to do?" The tanker captains says "well I got up, walk to the back and took a p..s, warmed my lunch and got a some coffee." Figher guy breaks off and heads back to base.
I always thought that was funny.