Probably the dumbest question of the day...

[MJCEK]

Say you're up flyin in a Cessna or whatnot doin a cross country and you have to piss like crazy...

Whadda ya do????

 

[moxiepilot]

Say your up flyin in a Cessna or whatnot doin a cross country and you have to piss like crazy...

Whadda ya do????

lol

that's easy. so I ask you, whadda you do when explosive diareah creeps up on you?

 

[WizardPilot]

Who are you? Why are you here? Well here's something you could try, if you're in a cessna, kneel on the seat, open the window and let it go. I bet that will work out for you.... How old are you? 5?

 

[MJCEK]

Who are you? Why are you here? Well here's something you could try, if you're in a cessna, kneel on the seat, open the window and let it go. I bet that will work out for you.... How old are you? 5?

wow such a great reply

 

[shamrock]

..so I ask you, whadda you do when explosive diareah creeps up on you?

Read this!

Hilarious.

 

[Swass]

Let the yellow glow flow.

 

[NYCPilot]

Land?...but that would be too obvious for you. I assume you want to remain airborne. Carry a portable john if you've been drinking a diuretic fluid. They sell them through Sporty's. One poster on another thread told of a story where he peed into a ziplock bag and after landing accidentally leaned over onto it and it burst all over himself. If you've got a barf bag, which you should carry for pax or yourself, you could also use that.

Worst case scenario, pee in your pants. By the time you land it'll be dry. Or at least remain inside until it does.

Some adult diapers like depends may be in order as well.

 

[RichardRambone]

I had a x-c while doing my commercial flight time building and I had to whizz so I fille a white puke bag up. I set it down on the floor of the pax seat in my 172 and it leaked. There was a circle stain on the floor after I landed and I walked from the plane to the FBO with a leaky piss bag in my hand and dumped it into the trash. I avoided eye contact with the lineguy until I could hide in the FBO. When I returned to home the stain was still there so I let it stay. Who knows what the next pilot thought......

 

[Metro752]

Oh i bet that smelled real nice. "oh noo, i drink lots of fluids, so it didnt smell. derr"

j/k

 

[Flying Illini]

I had a x-c while doing my commercial flight time building and I had to whizz so I fille a white puke bag up. I set it down on the floor of the pax seat in my 172 and it leaked. There was a circle stain on the floor after I landed and I walked from the plane to the FBO with a leaky piss bag in my hand and dumped it into the trash. I avoided eye contact with the lineguy until I could hide in the FBO. When I returned to home the stain was still there so I let it stay. Who knows what the next pilot thought......

So you're "that guy." Would it have been so hard to take some paper towels and a cup of water out there to get the piss (YOUR PISS) off of the carpet?
I could understand my dog not cleaning up his mess off the carpet when he was being trained, but you've been trained and are supposedly <sp?> a responsible human being.

 

[minitour]

Seven steps to bladder heaven.

Step 1: Trim airplane for hands free.

Step 2: Open empty bottle of "drink".

Step 3: Aim into opening of bottle.

Step 4: Urinate.

Step 5: Seal bottle of urine.

Step 6: Open window and take "reasonable precautions...to avoid injury or damage to persons or property" before executing step 7.

Step 7: Drop bottle.

-mini

 

[Swass]

Great. Just what we need. More exploding piss bombs.

 

[Photoflight]

Great. Just what we need. More exploding piss bombs.

Gatorade or 1 liter coke bottles are worth thier weight in gold sometimes.

 

[moxiepilot]

Read this!

Hilarious.

That thread was too funny thanks

 

[Kream926]

cant be a dumb question unless you know who posted it

 

[erj-145mech]

Or install one of these like I have in my plane:

http://www.91stbombgroup.com/relieftube.html

Have you ever been walking down the street, not a cloud in the sky, and you feel a drop of rain on the back of your neck? You look up in the sky, and see a Skymaster way up high heading away from you.

 

[Hugh Johnson]

I used to open the door on the twin otter, step on the step and let fly. ahhhh....

 

[jasonwb]

just use your imagination, if you use it well you will be able to tell the story for a long time!

good luck

jb

 

[NYCPilot]

For a while, "blue ice" used to fall over parts of Queens, NY. It was apparently traced back to some aging Delta airliners going into JFK and LGA. The stuff used to fall in large clumps like a few feet long.

 

[414Flyer]

Carry an empty plastic bottle of some kind with you.