Pilots with Cool Names

[Vortilon]

I used to fly with a guy at COEX named "Charlie Lindberg". He got hired by UAL....I told him he only got hired because of his name!

 

[bssthound]

After our second kid I got a vasectomy from Dr. Dick Finder

Guess he found it!

By the way, for you fans of Texas music, we have Pat Green in DFW.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

How about Hugh Jorgan?

 

[FmrFreightDog]

Speaking of Kurt Russell, somebody told me they saw a dispatch release floating around where he was the Captain, Robert Downey was the FO, and Penny Lane was the F/A. Now, these are all real people at our company, but I'm not sure if them all being on the same release is true or not...

 

[bssthound]

Speaking of Kurt Russell, somebody told me they saw a dispatch release floating around where he was the Captain, Robert Downey was the FO, and Penny Lane was the F/A.

That's possible. Kurt and Penny are ATL based, though, while Robert is DFW based. He could've picked up a trip in ATL or been based there before, though.

 

[canadflyau]

Capt America is out there somewhere.. I met him while jumpseating

 

[justApilot]

Richard Wacker

 

[FL000]

Richard Wacker

His parents should have been arrested for child cruelty.

 

[C425Driver]

On a flight several years ago (I think it was USAir), over the PA we heard, "Ladies and Gentleman, from the flight deck, this is Captain Nemo....."

 

[jergar999]

Sharon Peters worked for a company I used to work for. I still think Helen Hunt would be the best person to share an office with. "Oh, you'll have to go to Helen Hunt for that..."

 

[justApilot]

Captain Comoniwanalaya....there seems to be one at every airline

 

[FurloughedAgain]

Richard Moore?

There was a guy named Richard Moore in college. Wonder if it was the same guy. Kinda a goofy sort from Alaska.

He would let his alarm-clock blare for hours in the morning -- woke up everyone in the dorm.

So one day a guy in the hall broke into his room, disassembled the alarm clock, cut the wire to the speaker, and put it all back together again.

Then, the next morning (an hour later than he usually rose) we heard from down the hall "gawwwd dammit!"

He bought a new clock.

The guy broke into his room again... disassembled the clock...cut the wire...

etc...

Funny stuff!

 

[flyboy]

There's a guy in JAN named Richard Lick

 

[Citationkid]

I knew a guy named Harry Cock.

 

[Typhoon1244]

I knew a guy named Harry Cock.

Sure you did...

 

[Citationkid]

Yeah really going to lie about a kids name. Hel! I was hoping you finally grew up...........

 

[Typhoon1244]

I was hoping you finally grew up...

Look, I didn't make fun of you (like a lot of others did) when you revealed you're Doogie Howser in a Cessna twin-jet. But how can anyone take a post like this...

I knew a guy named Harry Cock.

...seriously? We can all sit here making up names like "Yur Adork," or "Will Cumoncrack." Give it some credibility! Flesh it out a little! For example:

Hypothetical post by Citationkid
I knew a guy in Pensacola who worked at Blockbuster. His parents stuck him with the name Bertrand Harrison Cock. Yup, you guessed it: 'Harry Cock.'

Now that's a story we can all believe!

(P.S. What on Earth gave you the idea I'd grown up?)

 

[Steve]

Yeah really going to lie about a kids name. Hel! I was hoping you finally grew up...........

Grew up??? Lets not forget who the 14 y/o is.