Pilot needs help

[metalflyboy]

"Go fat and ugly early or go home alone!" Famous words from Navy crewchief.

Judging by your flight time you are at a regional which means that this young lady is also probably 19 years old. Look forward to the crew room discussion she will have with the other FA's after you try and dump her and the "What kind of idiot is he" looks you will get from everyone else. Good job, you just made the rest of your time at that base miserable.

Thank you- you have just made my point-- just from the other side- it goes both ways. I couldn't agree more.

 

[deafsound]

What's the difference between a pilot and a pig?
A pig won't stay up all night to F*** a pilot.

Although, apparently, she did.

Now what if had been two fat chicks?

 

[tricky]

My best suggestion is that you drink less on your overnights and talk less on the day after. As a matter of fact, if you had done less talking on the night of the incident you probably wouldn't have found yourself in the situation in the first place. To clarify, this is my (pilot) husbands login, I, his wife am a flight attendant. You are the perfect example of who FA's should NEVER go out drinking with. You talk trash at night and then talk about the trashy stuff you did with a lonely FA the next day with all of your SHARK buddies. Your flight attendant friend has feelings too and maybe she regrets it too! If she doesn't I'm quite sure you will make sure she does! I am so fortunate that my husband doesn't play these games so many pilots do, and I have witnessed more than I care to, such as a little game we call musical wedding rings. I have also seen the aftermath. Ruined marriages & ruined careers to name a couple. This is a difficult career choice as far as social boundaries go. Slam clickers are scorned, but if you go out you take the chance of this very thing happening. It's a losing situation on both sides. DRINK LESS, it will protect your career too! Have dinner, keep the conversation clean, no company gossip, and drink 2 beers max. Then go back to your room and read a good book! Everyone gets out unscathed! If you are looking for someone to feel bad for you because you had relations with a fat girl while under the influence, I'm sorry but she's the one I feel bad for. In case you are wondering, no I'm not fat. Even the thin girls get bad reps from guys like you!

No hes probaly just good at playing these games! Or your both just old and hes just decided to settle for you!!

 

[tricky]

I am just not interesting enough to live to this standard. Maybe if you're 40 you can pull it off, but guys like me in our early twenties? You've just eliminated the three core aspects of our life, boozing, flying, and sex. I'm left with nothing! I got nothing!

Thank u, if i had to do it over again I guess I would I would just throw her in the shower, give her a spray of cologne, then toss her when i'm finished (no waiting for her).

 

[tricky]

because we work for the same airline!!!!!! And gossip goes everywhere!

doesnt mean anything all the other FAS most likely dont like u, and they get with him to laugh at u!

 

[Q400 Gear Bitch]

What's the difference between an FA and a washing maching?

The washing machine doesnt follow you around for a week after you dump your load in it!

 

[Spinplate]

Lol Lol

 

[Jack Mahogoff]

What does a woman do with her a$$hole before she has sex?


Drops him off at the airport.

 

[V2plus25]

By the way, what does shooting an ILS to ATP standards and going down on a fat flight attendant have in common?

If you go a dot low, you're in deep sh!t!




That's hilarious!!!

 

[DoubleDown]

Riding fat chicks is like riding mopeds. They're alot of fun to ride until your friends see you.