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Heard on ops last week

Air Wiskey:"Ops Wisconsin XXXX, we have called twice for a lav, we have no paperwork, no pax and it's 2 minutes to departure time...Whats going on guys?!"

Unknown A/C: "Do you know where you are??"
 
"I had to get out of the plane the other day and go wake up the gangstar that passed out in the tug for a push (no flashing the landing light did not wake his f-ed up brain up) thats after they allready hooked up to us. just go to jail allready, or collect some of my taxes, because thats where all those jerks are heading."


I had to reread this one a few times! Oh man! Drop the hammer!

Isn't it "gangsta" though? Dog?
 
mnalpha said:
on a nother note, I had to get out of the plane the other day and go wake up the gangstar that passed out in the tug for a push (no flashing the landing light did not wake his f-ed up brain up) thats after they allready hooked up to us. just go to jail allready, or collect some of my taxes, because thats where all those jerks are heading.
If you dont fly into PHL 12 times a week and this makes you mad, then you dont fly into PHL 12 times a week.
Pot meet Mr. Kettle! Loved flying with guys like you who critiqued the hell out of everyone else, and were a incompetent themselves. Nice spelling and grammar, schmuck!
ps-I flew into Philly for over 6 years.
 
Been seeing you guys on the ramp in CLT recently. PM me if you need some info on the hangout spots (smoking area, cheaper food).
 
you mullet,
go plays some flitesimz biatch, when yourz girl be smoking my clown

i gota bounce kid, old school al da way
 
Yes, Philly sucks, just go get some Asian Bistro on "C" and dont take it so personal. Believe or not, it used to be worse. Ah, the good ole days when you had to hurdle the gangsta's feces on the the way to the urinals. Express used to have just a ramp with an op's trailer. The sooner you realize you are an Express pilot at sh1tthy company the easier the sight of incompentence will be. Unfortunately, you get what you hire.
 
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mullet said:
Ah, the good ole days when you had to hurdle the gangta's feces on the the way to the urinals. Express used to have just a ramp with an op's trailer.

In a weird sort of way I miss the old ramp and the "crack shack". 90% of the kiddies on this board today were not around to exp. it and all its pleasure.

-pools of piss running out of the mens restroom

-stopped up toilets in the mens bathroom

-rampie fights in the back where they hid out and watched TV and played video games while you and your pax waited on spot 18 to get parked.

-the smoking room or closet

-bootleg movies running in the rampie section, I saw Pearl Harbor the day it was released while in the crack shack on a 4 hour Allegheny ABE out-and-back productivity sit.

-the time the rampies got in a fight and one of them shoved the other into one of the vending machines in the center section of the trailer busting the front glass/plexiglass. They all ran away for about 10 seconds until they realized the fully stocked machine was exposed then proceded to clean it out in the next 10 seconds. The only thing left was rack that had pretzels on it.

-lice infested couch

-"mesa's" new crew room, and the new "mesa" couches.

- porn on Mesa's crew room computer

- the time someone super glued the mesa computer mouse to the desk

- the line 5 Air Midwest Capts. deep to use the crew room phone to call in MX write-ups

- how every single bus had some kind of physical body damage too it

-walking to SPOT 25

-the time the wheel came off the bag cart while it was being tugged and rolled across the ramp and across taxiway K and onto RWY 27R. I just happened to see that one myself from spot 17.

- the time someone drove a tug home down Essington or Bartchum Ave.

- the ALG/PDT picnic table that just wouldn't die, until the day it collapsed pinning down a BGM flight attendant

- the best though was in the last weeks before they opened terminal F, they wouldn't pay to have the city fix the broken restroom facilities but people kept useing them anyway eventhough nothing would flush down and it was june/july and 90+ degrees. You would hold your breath, run in and grab the release as fast as possible and get out.
 
- the time someone drove a tug home down Essington or Bartchum Ave.

AWESOME!!!!!
 

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