Part 135 First Officer Interns Wanted

[BushwickBill]

Actually I think this is an example to be followed and emulated. To that end I am introducing my very own intern program.

Interns will be given direct, on the job experience in the lucrative domestic helper field. You will be introduced to concepts such as proper bathroom scrubbing, floor mopping, and bed-making all while working in a very well-established and challenging high-grime environment. After completion of my program, you may be eligible for interview with major domestic helper companies.

Cleaning opportunities are sold in blocks of 100 hours for the special internet-only price of $4000. Interns are responsible for their own housing, food, and transportation however special company-provided double-occupancy rates are available for female interns meeting certain other minimum qualifications. This is offered in conjuction with our "ho" intern program, working synergistically with the the domestic-helper program and adding another valuable skill-set which dramatically increases your future income potential. This program adds only $2000 to the cost, plus half the rent. Dual-use knee-pads are availble for only $50 at the company store.

Haha!

 

[Tinstaafl]

Don't think I want to apply for the FO intern - it sounds a bit dubious - however ackattacker's offer might be a go-er. I don't quite meet all the requirements but if I paid for my own gender reassignment surgery would that be OK?

 

[avbug]

8inman turned tail and ran from this thread on the same topic...

http://forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?t=125338

 

[meatloaf]

I think I'm starting to hate aviation.

Go to college, get a degree in computer science and you'll never have to deal with such ******************************baggery.

Bahhhhaaahaahaa I got laid off in April, have a degree, a computer programming degree, all sorts of Microsoft and Cisco certifications and cant find a job that pays better than the mid 40's..... talk about lowering the bar so the heck with that advice... I hate the IT industry too! Same everywhere...