Squadron mates? Oh, yeah, back when I was that other kind of Captain, as opposed to the $200/hour kind. I will say being well versed in Bachelor and American Idol is a great conversation starter with the hot flight attendants at the bar. At least I'm better off than the tool with his polo shirt tucked in to his high-water wranglers, black socks, and running shoes who dazzles them with stories of all his flying adventures. Oh, is that you, JJ?
Oh yeah? Well my penis is bigger than yours. Ok probably not, especially after that post. Tool.
Edit: Lets be honest, there are no hot FA's INCONUS. Lay off the crack pipe.
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