Overheard on ATC

[moscowcfi]

Flying from LGA yesterday, heard ATC calling an aircraft.
ATC: Flight XXX, say mach number.
Flight: Mach number.
ATC: I love a guy with a sense of humor. Prepare to copy holding instructions.

He was kidding. I love ATC with a sense of humor.

 

[Drill Sgt. Dad]

ATC: "Twin Cessna ----, Say Airpspeed"
Twin Cessna: "Airspeed"
ATC: "Twin Cessna -----, say heading."
Twin Cessna: "Heading"
ATC: "Twin Cessna ----- say cancel IFR"

 

[Drill Sgt. Dad]

I actually heard this one night on the radio in my freight dog days:

Anonymous: "Center, I am F*****G bored"
Center: "Calling center please repeat your tail number?"
Anonymous: "I said I was f****g bored not f*****g stupid"

 

[The Drizzle]

everybody has that story for some reason, and they all claim to have been there.

 

[Bill Mostellar]

Chicken Wings

http://www.chickenwingscomics.com/​

 

[HoserASA]

MEM center, xyz at 280....

MEM center, xyz at 280....

MEM AF One...

Calling MEM center say again...

Ahh roger, xyz at 280.....

Heard by my CP over MS mid 70s.

Hoser

 

[belchfire]

Heard at STL some years ago...on a dark and stormy night fit for man nor beast...

The evening push, scads of TWA and TWE planes jamming every taxiway...

"TWXXX I told you to follow the company MD80"

unidentified TW "Watzzamatta, can't you tell a 717 from a MD 80?"

"Guess not, but I can tell a good tower from a bad tower"

hehehehe...

 

[Smacktard]

I actually heard this one night on the radio in my freight dog days:

Anonymous: "Center, I am F*****G bored"
Center: "Calling center please repeat your tail number?"
Anonymous: "I said I was f****g bored not f*****g stupid"

Sure ya did...

 

[JetPilot_Mike]

This is a little different, but about 2 weeks ago I was doing the Korry3 into LGA and an Air Wisky had a stuck mic. Must have been their first time in New York, because they sounded very excited when they shouted, "We're gonna fly right up the fukin Hudson!"

It was priceless.

 

[ATTCS]

I actually heard this one night on radio in my freight dog days:

Anonymous: "Center, I am F*****G bored"
Center: "Calling center please repeat your tail number?"
Anonymous: "I said I was f****g bored not f*****g stupid"

I was a controller at PSM tower and heard this on BOS ARTCC freq. 128.2 in the 80's about 3am. I imagine it has been said several times.