Over-Night ReaCh aroUnds

[dA-RoCk]

I'm currently engaged to pretty little lady, but the F/A's at my airline have been laying it down lately (So have the pilots).

My policy is no dipping the pen in the company ink... What's everones take on the dating in the work place, and the late night reaCh arounds in the Bat caVe (i.e hotel rooms)?

I've got a couple of good friends who are married and work together within the company, but man alive, we have a ton of people getting their kicks off together...

What's it like at your airline? Is there alot of this going on?

RoCk

 

[C210drvr]

Its O.K. as long as your not married and your evening partner is part of another airline's crew!

 

[SigAV8R]

I'm currently engaged to pretty little lady, but the F/A's at my airline have been laying it down lately (So have the pilots).

My policy is no dipping the pen in the company ink... What's everones take on the dating in the work place, and the late night reaCh arounds in the Bat caVe (i.e hotel rooms)?

I've got a couple of good friends who are married and work together within the company, but man alive, we have a ton of people getting their kicks off together...

What's it like at your airline? Is there alot of this going on?

RoCk

Which airline are you working for? I think I'm gonna have to apply over there!

 

[House_X]

I'm currently engaged to pretty little lady, but the F/A's at my airline have been laying it down lately (So have the pilots).

My policy is no dipping the pen in the company ink... What's everones take on the dating in the work place, and the late night reaCh arounds in the Bat caVe (i.e hotel rooms)?

I've got a couple of good friends who are married and work together within the company, but man alive, we have a ton of people getting their kicks off together...

What's it like at your airline? Is there alot of this going on?

RoCk

No way...not ACA...not CVG...AAAAAAAAAAAARG! Yeah, I noticed the hook-ups are more frequent these days. Follow 210dvr's advice...comair has better looking kitty cats in C terminal and it will save you the hassle of hiring a lawyer...the shuttle bus ride is worth it. My friends on the UAX "space shuttle" say ORD is the best at ACA.

 

[dA-RoCk]

Yeah, I would have to agree that comair has some nice trim over there!

Delta's not bad either, That's is if ya like it grey...

I'm waiting for the General to check in hear. " I'm sure he's got the mile high gold card."

Well, were waiting Mr. Lee......

 

[dA-RoCk]

House_X


Dat picture is killing me man... I about died when i first saw it.

 

[Dash8]

i am SO working at the wrong airline...

 

[Palerider957]

...sharks in them waters.....

Hmmmmmmm..

When I first started in the airlines, a very wise Captain told me two things to survive a career:

1) Don't mess with the FA's, they are bad news waiting to happen.

2) Don't ever cross a picket line.


Plenty of pilots have been eaten up by vindictive FA's --tred lightly.

 

[Future SNA]

....

I know a VERY VINDICTIVE.....and easy.....ramp manager, who not only know's all the girls in crew scheduling, but also is very familiar with upper level management. The stuff she's told me she's done(I don't work with her) I pity the poor fool who drinks enough and wakes up in her bed...........and then turns her down later on..............you'd wish you were dead!!!

 

[hermair52]

dipping the ink can be trecherous

I have found that other airline crews staying at the hotel is much easier. I've been working at airlines with pilot groups in the 600-700 range, so we were a bit smaller. But I have seen many a friend dread, and have bid around flying with certain sky godess' (I use that term liberally). Mainline girls just out of college looking for a good time seem to be the best picks.

 

[captjim]

My pen overflowith with ink, just dipped it lastnight. I would'nt do it if you are engaged or married though. As for us single guys, full speed ahead!

BTW, don't do it with your company girls on an overnight, to much liability. Wait to get them to your place, by the time you get them there, they'll be ripping your clothes off!

 

[dA-RoCk]

CaptJim-

Just don't run out of ink my man..




RoCk


"Where's da General"

 

[flynryan15]

Ink Spills

And remember don't let the ink stain your cloths

 

[General Lee]

da-rock,

The babes have left the building over here. (all furloughed) And you know what is left.....Not worth it. And, I have a fine wife that treats me very well anyways.....(It helps not having much to look at while at work too)

(and no mile high gold card either...sorry)

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[Palerider957]

Old, old joke......

I can't resist:

What seperates a couple of drunks from a couple of sluts???


This cockpit door!!!

 

[kepjet]

I heard a comedian the other night on TV say he was the newest member of the Mile High Club: Solo Aviator Division. I was nearly in tears!


Also, a kind of anti-pilot one:

What's the first thing a woman does with her a**hole before she has sex?

Drops him off at the airport.


What's the difference between a pilot and a canoe?

A canoe sometimes tips.

 

[FmrFreightDog]

And one more...

What's the difference between a flight attendant and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow you around for a month after you drop a load in.

 

[crashpad]

Now, I know why I come here. What a great way to start the day. I'm so proud to be a part of this professional group. 'Mongo love you guys!' Pass the kleenex...

 

[J32driver]

You know why we have flight attendants don't you?

The vending machines were just to darned heavy!

 

[dA-RoCk]

FmrFreightDog-

You had me in tears with that on man... But.

"Do you know how to make your gril friend scream twice? Stick it in her azz and gRab her by the back of her hair and say, this is how your sister liKes it.. Then wipe it off in her curtains?"