Over-Night ReaCh aroUnds

[kepjet]

I heard a comedian the other night on TV say he was the newest member of the Mile High Club: Solo Aviator Division. I was nearly in tears!


Also, a kind of anti-pilot one:

What's the first thing a woman does with her a**hole before she has sex?

Drops him off at the airport.


What's the difference between a pilot and a canoe?

A canoe sometimes tips.

 

[FmrFreightDog]

And one more...

What's the difference between a flight attendant and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow you around for a month after you drop a load in.

 

[crashpad]

Now, I know why I come here. What a great way to start the day. I'm so proud to be a part of this professional group. 'Mongo love you guys!' Pass the kleenex...

 

[J32driver]

You know why we have flight attendants don't you?

The vending machines were just to darned heavy!

 

[dA-RoCk]

FmrFreightDog-

You had me in tears with that on man... But.

"Do you know how to make your gril friend scream twice? Stick it in her azz and gRab her by the back of her hair and say, this is how your sister liKes it.. Then wipe it off in her curtains?"

 

[Wiskey Driver]

Re: Re: Over-Night ReaCh aroUnds

No way...not ACA...not CVG...AAAAAAAAAAAARG! Yeah, I noticed the hook-ups are more frequent these days. Follow 210dvr's advice...comair has better looking kitty cats in C terminal and it will save you the hassle of hiring a lawyer...the shuttle bus ride is worth it. My friends on the UAX "space shuttle" say ORD is the best at ACA.

Ahhhh House, that avatar is off the hook, I love it!!!

Rule #1 DON'T XXXX THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS!!!!!!!! If it doesn't work out you are still bound to work together at some point.

Rule #2 For further clarification see rule #1

This is good advice.

WD.

 

[hifhflyer]

Man, I can think of a couple inkwells at work that I wouldn't mind dipping my pen in, but I'll tell you what- I've had to fly with a girl it didn't work out with, and that made for one hell of a long 14 hour day!!! let's just say i got my own cokes all day long...

If you're gonna do it with an F/A at your company, at least pick one from a different base, that way the chances of having to fly together aren't quite as good...

 

[TangoDelta]

....and with any luck at all, she won't give you the gift that keeps on giving....

 

[Dash8]

from another thread


'and that was the second time I got crabs'

 

[Wiskey Driver]

from another thread


'and that was the second time I got crabs'

What's next?? I guess you just stick your d ick in it and it explodes!!!!!

WD.

 

[Dash8]

What's next?? I guess you just stick your d ick in it and it explodes!!!!!

WD.

uhm, isn't it supposed to? ok so maybe not every time, but sometimes LOL

 

[Wiskey Driver]

uhm, isn't it supposed to? ok so maybe not every time, but sometimes LOL

You are right it should. Not many would remember that statement but it was a standup routine of Eddie Murphy's.

WD.

 

[House_X]

Everytime I'm in Dulles and I see the international crews, it makes me weep in envy. Virgin Altantic, BMI, ANA, Korean Air...I think I saw an Emirates crew one time...sheeeeeeez.

Makes me want to apply to WAS or IASCO....

 

[crashpad]

Ain't that the truth! I can't count the grandmothers' I've work with. Call it prejudice, but stewardess's'should at least be aesthetically pleasing to the eyes and ears. And they should all be women, too!

 

[flynryan15]

I agree

I agree with crashpad and they can't be men that think they are women either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!