Over-Night ReaCh aroUnds

[captjim]

My pen overflowith with ink, just dipped it lastnight. I would'nt do it if you are engaged or married though. As for us single guys, full speed ahead!

BTW, don't do it with your company girls on an overnight, to much liability. Wait to get them to your place, by the time you get them there, they'll be ripping your clothes off!

 

[dA-RoCk]

CaptJim-

Just don't run out of ink my man..




RoCk


"Where's da General"

 

[flynryan15]

Ink Spills

And remember don't let the ink stain your cloths

 

[General Lee]

da-rock,

The babes have left the building over here. (all furloughed) And you know what is left.....Not worth it. And, I have a fine wife that treats me very well anyways.....(It helps not having much to look at while at work too)

(and no mile high gold card either...sorry)

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[Palerider957]

Old, old joke......

I can't resist:

What seperates a couple of drunks from a couple of sluts???


This cockpit door!!!

 

[kepjet]

I heard a comedian the other night on TV say he was the newest member of the Mile High Club: Solo Aviator Division. I was nearly in tears!


Also, a kind of anti-pilot one:

What's the first thing a woman does with her a**hole before she has sex?

Drops him off at the airport.


What's the difference between a pilot and a canoe?

A canoe sometimes tips.

 

[FmrFreightDog]

And one more...

What's the difference between a flight attendant and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow you around for a month after you drop a load in.

 

[crashpad]

Now, I know why I come here. What a great way to start the day. I'm so proud to be a part of this professional group. 'Mongo love you guys!' Pass the kleenex...

 

[J32driver]

You know why we have flight attendants don't you?

The vending machines were just to darned heavy!

 

[dA-RoCk]

FmrFreightDog-

You had me in tears with that on man... But.

"Do you know how to make your gril friend scream twice? Stick it in her azz and gRab her by the back of her hair and say, this is how your sister liKes it.. Then wipe it off in her curtains?"