ORD Mesa FO sighting

[crj567]

Holy ********************! You just described crj567! Did he try to take your order like he was working at Wendy's??

Nope-

But I DID take your wife out for a little "date" last night..... Man-that girl really needed some lovin! She was in the right place for that (the Motel 8-they left the light on for us!)

-Fortunately, she dumped her ZERO and found herself a HERO!

 

[buscap]

I got some chuckles from this thread but one serious piece of advice: Dress for the job you want not the one you have(or had). You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Fred, I'm with you!!

So could you please tell me what's the uniform for lottery winner?

Or maybe Britney Spears' next love-toy?

 

[waka]

Don't all cellphones have cameras in them now days?

No, they don't all have a camera feature.

 

[brokeflyer]

what do you expect? You get what you pay for.

 

[Ezralite]

Nope-

But I DID take your wife out for a little "date" last night..... Man-that girl really needed some lovin! She was in the right place for that (the Motel 8-they left the light on for us!)

-Fortunately, she dumped her ZERO and found herself a HERO!

1. It's Motel 6.
2. That wasn't a girl.

 

[WayBack]

Mesa has some of the worst kept pilots.
I'm not talking about weight, but more of a facial hair.....hell, just a hair issue itself.
First instance, I was on a crew van about a month ago and this Freedom FO had his Oakleys on (in the van) spiked hair, about 3 inches high. Huge side burns with a soul patch (which I don't enderstand, you look like a queer when you have one). He was on the phone talking about "gnarly waves" and "bitchin surf" on the west coast of Florida.
I'm not a hat nazi, but for Mesa it could be used to cover up some rediculous hair do's....especially the guys with the frosted tips.

 

[BLing]

I remember about 2 years ago an ORD Mesa FO used to sport a pink Motorola Razor clipped to his belt. Two years later Im provided with with a company cell phone... Guess what? Pink Razor... Only it gets hidden deep in my flight bag. Maybe its bad karma for ripping on the guy

 

[imisscorplife]

Yeah, the prohibition on facial hair in this industry really is a bit absurd.

Well, actually, the real absurdity is found in the fact that the longstanding prohibition exempts moustaches, even the goddamed child-molester-looking flavor of the archaic practice.

Now that is the real eyesore I keep seeing out there...

lmao! Thanks for the good laugh man!