New Airline approved today

[flyboyike]

This is from the "employment" section of their site:

Policy Highlights
The pioneers of Baltia set out to build a quality airline based on the concept that the long-term success of a business enterprise depends on, among other things, it being well organized with clearly defined policies and the enduring quality of its personnel. Our guiding principles are:

One Company – One Team. Baltia’s personnel work together to produce efficient, high-quality transport for passengers and shippers, and to market these services effectively.

Company Culture. Our business culture is based on European-American traditions of genuine “old world” quality, reliability, subtle elegance, impeccable attire, and individual respect.

Standards of Excellence. At all levels of the organization, the company retains only those individuals whom the company considers excellent. Attitude is a key factor.
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The reason Baltia Air Lines exists as a commercial enterprise that employs anyone, is to serve the transportation needs of passengers and shippers. Employment is based on the company’s need to fill a position as well as having continued high confidence in the individual filling that position.
Baltia does not have professional group privileges, seniority privileges, bidding for duty assignment, disciplinary procedures, furlough provisions, or job security.
The company cares equally about all of its employees. Irrespective of occupations, employees are subject to one personnel policy and compensation system.
Hiring Process
Baltia’s hiring process consists of three stages: pre-application, application, and initial training.

Pre-Application Stage. A person interested in employment at Baltia should send his or her resume to the Director of Personnel. Resumes are sorted and filed by occupation (after a period of time, resumes are removed from our files). When a position opening occurs, several of the resumes are selected. The Director of Personnel contacts the candidates and schedules interviews.

Application Stage. The applicants complete Baltia’s employment application form and are interviewed. The lead applicant has his or her background checked and undergoes a medical examination. If the applicant successfully completes the steps, he or she is scheduled for training.

Initial Training Stage. The trainee undergoes general training and position training. If the trainee successfully completes the initial training, he or she becomes an employee and is scheduled for duty.


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[Whine Lover]

"At Baltia we are all one. We work for the common good. You are no better than the person next to you. We all provide for each other. Equally.

Black pajamas are worn by all employees. No exceptions. All paychecks are equal. No one person contibutes more or earns more than the next. Our process is tried and true.

You can believe in Baltia. You will believe in Baltia.

Welcome aboard new and glorious workers!"


( Holy sh!t, sounds like a great place. )


"The Gulag....Where every day is sunny. Because we say so."

YKMKR

 

[BeachBummer]

"At Baltia we are all one. We work for the common good. You are no better than the person next to you. We all provide for each other. Equally.

Black pajamas are worn by all employees. No exceptions. All paychecks are equal. No one person contibutes more or earns more than the next. Our process is tried and true.

You can believe in Baltia. You will believe in Baltia.

Welcome aboard new and glorious workers!"


( Holy sh!t, sounds like a great place. )


"The Gulag....Where every day is sunny. Because we say so."

YKMKR

Didn't Obama say somethin like that that afew months ago?

 

[Motive Flow]

Baltia does not have professional group privileges, seniority privileges, bidding for duty assignment, disciplinary procedures, furlough provisions, or job security

Woo-hoo! Sign me up! :beer:


New HR slogan: "Communism killed 5 million people and all I got was this job at Baltia Air Lines."

 

[A-V-8]

What kind of planes?

What is the pay?

 

[fam62c]

What kind of planes?

What is the pay?

Mig 15's, 17's and 21's. Your reward will be the honor and glory that will be bestowed upon you while serving Mother Russia. May the sickle and the hammer be with you.

 

[Whine Lover]

- "What is the pay?"

- Voucher for Bread, Meat, and Wodka at Kompany Store. One meal for each day work. Holidays is extra potatoe.


Pretty much the way this place is gonna' shape up over the next 4 years.

God help us all.

Revolution NOW.


YKMKR

 

[Andy Neill]

-Holidays is extra potatoe.

Was that from the Dan Quayle spelling book?

 

[Whine Lover]

Andy,

You let me slide with: "kompany" and "wodka", as well as messed up, stilted, foriegner mocking, sentence structure.....but not "potatoe"?

Yo. Give a Bama-Bro a break ma Man! What up wit DAT?

YKMKR

 

[Andy Neill]

I just had a bit of 70's nostalgia flow over me. Carry on.