Need some payback help

SWAnnabee

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How many of you here have had some jerk call your home or cellphone number in error, not only to find he was mistaken but to then be rude and abusive TO YOU??? Well I had just that happen AT 4:45AM IN THE FREAKING MORNING!! Here is the exact conversation:

Me: Hello?
Him: WHO'S THIS?!(Rather rude way to begin in my opinion)
Me: Um, I think you have the wrong number (Very polite tone of voice by the way)
Him: YEA,, NO SH!T MUTHER FVCKER!! (Click)

O.K. So I now pretty pissed off. I understand when a wrong number is dialed, heck we've all don it. But if I ever do, ESPECISLLY at 4:45AM, I make a point to be especially polite and apologize. This guy however...

So. I want to teach this jerk a lesson. Maybe next time he will think more about some common manners.

Who has a suggestion?
 
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MFRskyknight

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Well, if you wanna get fancy, put it in a personal ad and see that the paper gets circulated in a state penitentiary. Something like "38DD, blonde, blue eyes, and waiting for YOU!" should get the inmates' attention. Of course you'd have to shell out some bucks for this...

-MFR
 

cforst513

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make sure you post this in 5 different forums, to make sure that EVERYONE on the board reads it.... :D
 

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wow

the personal ad thing is kinda funny, id do it to 'em.


cfrost, when did you become the post nazi?
 

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bozt45 said:
Me: Hello?
Him: WHO'S THIS?!(Rather rude way to begin in my opinion)
Me: Um, I think you have the wrong number (Very polite tone of voice by the way)
Him: YEA,, NO SH!T MUTHER FVCKER!! (Click)
Ha! Funny, but only because it wasn't me getting the call. I get a lot of truckers calling me at odd hours, because the number is similar to their dispatch. One of these days, I'm gonna tell them that they have a load to pick up in Des Moines.

Anyway, if you just wanted to mess with him, call him late at night from a pay phone.
 

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Fiil out all the info request cards you can find. Those would be the ones that are in magazines and the like. Make sure you put the phone number down and check contact me box. In about six weeks he should be getting tons of tel-a-marketer calls.
 

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I got a call at like 6:30 one morning and I didn't pick it up in time but I got the number on my caller ID so I called back.

"Hello!"
"Hi who is this?"
"Who is this you called me?"
"I got a call from this number a few minutes ago."
"No you didn't!" *click*

seriously if you got the wrong number it's okay, just admit it and apologize, you don't have to be a complete prick about it.

I hate people sometimes.
 

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bozt45 said:
How many of you here have had some jerk call your home or cellphone number in error, not only to find he was mistaken but to then be rude and abusive TO YOU??? Well I had just that happen AT 4:45AM IN THE FREAKING MORNING!! Here is the exact conversation:

Me: Hello?
Him: WHO'S THIS?!(Rather rude way to begin in my opinion)
Me: Um, I think you have the wrong number (Very polite tone of voice by the way)
Him: YEA,, NO SH!T MUTHER FVCKER!! (Click)

O.K. So I now pretty pissed off. I understand when a wrong number is dialed, heck we've all don it. But if I ever do, ESPECISLLY at 4:45AM, I make a point to be especially polite and apologize. This guy however...

So. I want to teach this jerk a lesson. Maybe next time he will think more about some common manners.

Who has a suggestion?
Sounds like your boyfriend avbud and you need to kiss and make up. Then take a trip to Massachusetts and get married.
 
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Post the guys number here and we can call him early in the morning.
 

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When someone calls me and says, "Who is this", or "Who are you" I say,
"My rule is the person who initiates the call to me has to identify themselves and say why they are calling, first."
Hail, they could be a stalker, or the husband of one of my girlfriends, or Vinny from the back office in the pool hall.

PS Is there any way you can shut off the phone completely, or program it to only accept calls from say, Ops, mom ....oh, and that tiny blonde with all the midriff from down at Ponky's?
 

TrafficInSight

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GravityHater said:
When someone calls me and says, "Who is this", or "Who are you" I say,
"My rule is the person who initiates the call to me has to identify themselves and say why they are calling, first."
Hail, they could be a stalker, or the husband of one of my girlfriends, or Vinny from the back office in the pool hall.

PS Is there any way you can shut off the phone completely, or program it to only accept calls from say, Ops, mom ....oh, and that tiny blonde with all the midriff from down at Ponky's?
I am the maintenance officer in my club, sometimes I get calls from numbers I don't recognize because it's a member calling about a squawk.

Of course if the guy had just said "Oh sorry I got the wrong number earlier" it wouldn't have been an issue, instead he was an ass.
 

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TrafficInSight said:
I am the maintenance officer in my club, sometimes I get calls from numbers I don't recognize because it's a member calling about a squawk.
The other option is the answering machine. More and more people I know, myself included NEVER answer the phone right away. Just wait til you hear a familiar voice leaving a message then p-u. Most id-yits will hang up at the sound of the recorded outgoing message.
Or if you are sleeping, turn the volume off, and sleep like a baby then in the am check messages. (may not work if you are on call).

The phone is a tool to help you, it shouldn't torture you.
 

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I hate calls like that. I sometimes get called early in the morning like 10 am (j'k, i mean 5 to 6 am :)), and its some mexican dude talking smak (which of course i don't understand). I just hang up.


I love the people who always want me to identify myself first - "uhmm...... no" is my usual response, followed by a hang up.


Here's a good way to end one of these calls if a guy calls you, wanting to talk to a girl.....

Him: "is so-and-so there?"
You: "Yup, but she can't talk right now."
Him: "why not?"
You: "'Cause my dick's in her mouth".

*click* :D
 

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transpondersoff said:
Post the guys number here and we can call him early in the morning.

hell yea post it here!! we can call him like all week long, he diserves it.
 

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Go with the add thing!
 

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Excellent contribution. Thank you. No really!








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Somebody called my girlfriends cell phone one day and changed her voicemail greeting. Obviously she didn't realize you had to change the initial pin # when setting up the voicemail. Neeedless to say, It was quite graphic.
Here's how you do it......
Call a cell phone, if no body answers and the voicemail greeting starts press the star * key, afterwards hit 1111 and see what happens. If the voicemail box pin has never been reset with a new pin then you will have access to all the changes on the cell phone voicemail.

I do not suggest anybody do this sort of thing but it's kind of funny.
 

cforst513

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i thought you had to hit the # key, not the *. at least, that's how it is with verizon. my ex-gf broke into mine, stupid trick...
 
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