My FO has the hookup!!

[Captjiggles]

I fly with an FO thats truly in "luv". He says he pretty much has the job but simply just needs to get the mins. I almost sharted when he said, "don't worry, I'll get you in when I get there". Man, I can't wait! You guys know anyone like this?

 

[threegreen]

What about PIC time? Your FO sounds sexy but also very nice to offer you a job there.

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

Throwing the B.S. flag

I fly with an FO thats truly in "luv". He says he pretty much has the job but simply just needs to get the mins. I almost sharted when he said, "don't worry, I'll get you in when I get there". Man, I can't wait! You guys know anyone like this?

I am supposing by "luv" you mean SWA. Sounds like an FO that is full of Sh*t. I haven't flown with many B.S.er's like that but when I have, I normally feel very sorry for them. Then I want to hurt them.

I have a sure thing at SWA too. And Jenna Jamison and I have a thing too.imp:

 

[P-Dawg_QX]

Yeah, my uncle Herb promised me a job there once I get the mins. I can't wait!!

 

[big pimpn']

I had a CFI get out of a 172 and ask if he could hop up and look in the cockpit of an old Falcon 20 freighter I used to fly. I said, “No problem take your time”. He looked disgusted as he stared at my vintage cockpit and said, “I sure am glad I am on the fast track to the airlines and guaranteed a job interview, I can’t wait to get in that RJ”.

 

[big pimpn']

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[T-prop]

Did ya kick him in the pills and take his lunch money that his mommy gave him??

 

[T-prop]

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[HAZ-MAT]

I fly with an FO thats truly in "luv". He says he pretty much has the job but simply just needs to get the mins. I almost sharted when he said, "don't worry, I'll get you in when I get there". Man, I can't wait! You guys know anyone like this?

I know of someone who has never logged an ounce of 121 PIC turbine, but knows the VP at Jet Blue and said he had his stuff walked in. I say good for him, but you'll get the last laugh in 6 years when your sitting in your 737 rubbing your big belly and checking out those 4 heavy bars on your shoulders and in comes walking in mr "luv!"

 

[big pimpn']

Did ya kick him in the pills and take his lunch money that his mommy gave him??

I made up some elaborate story about how I always wanted to fly an RJ, but just didn’t have what it takes. I tried not to laugh my a$$ off as this 300 hour CFI tried to console me by saying “the RJ is a really complex piece of equipment and not everyone is cut out to fly it”.

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

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<----------------anyone remember this fast track success story? jetcareers is a treasure cove of dork avatarsuke:

bonus points for guessin who this is

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

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<----------------anyone remember this fast track success story? jetcareers is a treasure cove of dork avatarsuke:

bonus points for guessin who this is

Oh no... It's not Smiling Paul is it?

 

[miles otoole]

I know of someone who has never logged an ounce of 121 PIC turbine, but knows the VP at Jet Blue and said he had his stuff walked in. I say good for him, but you'll get the last laugh in 6 years when your sitting in your 737 rubbing your big belly and checking out those 4 heavy bars on your shoulders and in comes walking in mr "luv!"

Did you graduate from High School? I have NO idea what you're trying to tell us.

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

Oh no... It's not Smiling Paul is it?

close but no cigar

smiling paul didn't go for the spiked look

 

[needapayraise]

It's Fly Chicaga!!!!

 

[HAZ-MAT]

Did you graduate from High School? I have NO idea what you're trying to tell us.

What I was trying to say Miles was...

I hope he gets hired by JetBlue so he doesnt have to spend 4 grueling days with your sorry ass. G'day SIR.

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

It's Fly Chicaga!!!!

we have a winner

pm me your address and i ll forward you a bottle of Vidal Sassoon's industrial strength, ultra hold, "FO' fo' Life" brand gel

 

[big pimpn']

That must be one of those backpack dorks everyone keeps talking about.

 

[PeanuckleCRJ]

That must be one of those backpack dorks everyone keeps talking about.

Nah- I've run into him a few times... really nice guy.... sharp and professional in real life. I personally think that picture is hilarious... you guys take yourselves too seriously.

 

[capt. megadeth]

It's Fly Chicaga!!!!

I know Fly and it's not him. BTW, I love the avatar and screen name. Ya think probationary pilots will get any retro? Back to the thread....I know a dude that supposedly was "in" at SWA, supposedly got a rec letter from Herb. Anyways, he interviewed and didn't get the job. That FO that's in "luv" should just shut the flip up.

 

[Green]

[Originally Posted by HAZ-MAT
I know of someone who has never logged an ounce of 121 PIC turbine, but knows the VP at Jet Blue and said he had his stuff walked in. I say good for him, but you'll get the last laugh in 6 years when your sitting in your 737 rubbing your big belly and checking out those 4 heavy bars on your shoulders and in comes walking in mr "luv!"



quote=miles otoole]Did you graduate from High School? I have NO idea what you're trying to tell us.[/quote]


That was funny man. Laughed out loud...."checking out those four heavy bars." Brings tears to my eyes!

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

Nah- I've run into him a few times... really nice guy.... sharp and professional in real life. I personally think that picture is hilarious... you guys take yourselves too seriously.

can you post your picture again? the balding fo in big glasses?

thnx

 

[Metroman]

I'm sorry to say Mon(aka Capt. Megadeath) that is Fly Chicaga. It was one of the many pictures he posted on his "Look at Me! I'm an Airline Pilot blog".
I thought he was the biggest wrench in the small "Tool Bag" we had at C8.

 

[capt. megadeth]

I'm sorry to say Mon(aka Capt. Megadeath) that is Fly Chicaga. It was one of the many pictures he posted on his "Look at Me! I'm an Airline Pilot blog".
I thought he was the biggest wrench in the small "Tool Bag" we had at C8.

Really? I don't think that picture looks like him. I guess it must be the angle. I think there were much bigger tools than him at C8. I think he is a nice guy.

 

[Regul8r]

Real path too success...

SWA is the best that guy can pull? Best of luck to him and the rest of the working poor. Myself? I've got it down straight. Don't tell anyone, but the real meal ticket lies at FedEx. But don't tell anyone cause it's a secret!

 

[BLing]

My favorite "connection" comes from some CFI's at my flight school that keep being sent home from interviews because they are retarded... Anyways, when they finally get on they will walk the rest of our resumes in!!!

 

[Regul8r]

In retrospect, I guess it's not all that bad. If you don't have hopes and dreams to shoot for, what else is there?

 

[FlyChicaga]

Hey Vlad, if you are going to post my picture under that tagline, at least get it right. I don't use gel. Geez.

It's sad the lowly lives some of you live.

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

Hey Vlad, if you are going to post my picture under that tagline, at least get it right. I don't use gel. Geez.

It's sad the lowly lives some of you live.

lol, matt, if its not gel what the hell is it?

 

[FlyChicaga]

Pomade. I expect you to edit your profile accordingly. Thanks!

All your pomade belong to me