More than 50% of UPS pilots are idiots!!!

[psysicx]

24hrs is a lot of time. There are freak things that happen but there shouldn't be any problems making it.

 

[Corona]

So, when your gardner comes to you and says, "Hey, I hear you got a big raise. Congratulations! But since I'M the guy who mows your lawn, thus allowing you to be gone 16 days a month, I figure I ought to get one of those "signing bonuses" too. In fact, since I should have raised my rates 3 years ago but didn't, I want an immediate "signing bonus" of say, 25% of what I billed you last year, in addition to an increase of 10% on future billing. I don't CARE what other gardners in the neighborhood make. This is what I want. You're a rich airline pilot, you can afford it."

If you really believe that how much money you make should be a factor in how much you pay for services, you'd agree to his request for an increase in his rates and write him a check to compensate him for all the years he didn't get a raise.

If it were me, I'd be looking for a new gardner...

Well, congrats: You've discovered the difference between the service industry and being a professional pilot! Apple, meet orange...

My farmer uncle made the same comparison between pilots and restaurant waiters last year, for gawd's sake!

If the gardener can negotiate higher compensation, then he is a fool if he doesn't. It's not a personal attack to demand more money; it's just business. It's too bad that most pilots in this stupid industry don't understand that.

C

PS: Not that I can afford a gardener (I'm not a rich airline pilot), but I'd definitely choose the one who doesn't scalp the grass and butcher the shrubs, for starters, BEFORE considering price...

 

[Corona]

As much as I would love to make 500K a year, I just find the "our pay should be based on the profits of the company" argument hard to swallow.

Fair enough.

Do you actually deserve the pay you're receiving now?

How do you justify your pay?

Couldn't you survive on much less?

My main point in my original post is that pilots need to look out for their own survival. Basing their compensation on company profits or whatever is but one weapon in the potential arsenal. When pilots adopt management justifications as their own, they lose.

C

 

[Captain Oveur]

God knows management is incompetent, grasping, and short-sighted at
a lot of places. And I have no complaints about pilots and maintainers
looking out for their own best interests. I find it fascinating, though, to
hear UPS and FedEx guys liken their situation to medieval galley slaves.:nuts:
Work towards a contract with features that you want, but until then,
at least admit you have a pretty good gig.

 

[MalteseX]

So does every package sorter. I think it was a good analogy.

Let me ask you this....if the pilots should make bank because the company is making billions in profits right now, if the company were to stop making any profits tomorrow, does that mean we should take an immediate paycut? As much as I would love to make 500K a year, I just find the "our pay should be based on the profits of the company" argument hard to swallow.

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[MalteseX]

No, it does not!

As a pilot, your duties and responsibilities remain essentially the same, whether you're flying a full 727 from SDQ to Ft Wayne or wherever, or a 767 with one box from Anchorage to Taipei. As a previous post illustrates, when a company loses money (which yours did, in opening many foreign markets) it doesn't mean that labor is expected to work for "free." The skills necessary to perform your job and the difficulties you incur while performing it lie irrespective of whether the company is making money or not. Like the neighborhood gardner I used in my analogy, the value of your service is determined (at least on the high end) by how motivated your company is to avoid an interruption of service. On the low end, it's determined by the lowest amount that other pilots are willing to work for. If you look at what other pilots flying similar equipment and schedules are making, you'll see that you have an industry-leading contract.

If you want to share in the profits of your company, I suggest you use your raise to purchase as much stock in them as your budget or the articles of their incorporation will allow.

Lee Iaccocca used to close his automobile commercials with a challenge to prospective purchasers..."If you can find a better car, BUY it!"

I think a similar challenge might be put forth to anybody who feels that the UPS pilot group are "idiots" for ratifying this contract.

Now that's a good explanation. I see your point now, what you were getting at. I really didn't follow the gardener analogy (still don't)... but I see where you are coming from with this post.

It's funny. We actually agree. I just got hung up on the gardener analogy, and totally missed your point. (also, I missed that you were responding to a previous post; makes more sense to me now--then again, I think that was on my day off after a few free Corona's).

 

[MalteseX]

So does every package sorter. I think it was a good analogy.

Let me ask you this....if the pilots should make bank because the company is making billions in profits right now, if the company were to stop making any profits tomorrow, does that mean we should take an immediate paycut? As much as I would love to make 500K a year, I just find the "our pay should be based on the profits of the company" argument hard to swallow.

Trying to answer the question you ask....
I'm not advocating tying pay to company profits, so the answer would be no to either a raise or a paycut. Labor is an expense. But remember, it's pretty much a one way street. If there are a lot of profits, good. If the company goes into the red, "near-immediate" furloughs usually happen.

I did not notice that the guy that posted the gardener analogy was in response to someone who was tying pay to profits; I read it in "isolation" and didn't follow the analogy--I see where he was coming from in a subsequent explanation.... and I too find the pay based on profits hard to swallow.

 

[capt. megadeth]

God knows management is incompetent, grasping, and short-sighted at
a lot of places. And I have no complaints about pilots and maintainers
looking out for their own best interests. I find it fascinating, though, to
hear UPS and FedEx guys liken their situation to medieval galley slaves.:nuts:
Work towards a contract with features that you want, but until then,
at least admit you have a pretty good gig.

It is a pretty good gig. The night flying is tough though but other than that it's better than any job I have had or my friends have, IMO.

I like the way you put that...."fascinating". I have another word for it.

 

[active_herk]

God knows management is incompetent, grasping, and short-sighted at
a lot of places. And I have no complaints about pilots and maintainers
looking out for their own best interests. I find it fascinating, though, to
hear UPS and FedEx guys liken their situation to medieval galley slaves.:nuts:
Work towards a contract with features that you want, but until then,
at least admit you have a pretty good gig.

Well.....what is a good gig and what is a bad gig? I would argue its all relative. Take Alex Rodriguez for example, he GETS TO PLAY BASEBALL for $25 million per year. I would also bet he isn't away from home any more per year than I am. That, to me is a pretty good gig.

What about a movie star who gets paid $20 million per movie? That's a pretty good gig as well.

What about Oprah? She supposedly makes about $200 million per year with her gig. Not too shabby.

A little closer to home.... our own Fred Smith, of FedEx, made over $70 million last year when you include stock options and bonuses. Although I'm sure he works pretty hard, I would have to say he has a pretty good gig as well.

So I guess what I am trying to say is my salary looks pretty paltry compared to some others with some "pretty good gigs". Do I fret over this? Of course not. So why is it that people have to fret over what I earn as an airline pilot and think that I make too much money (for my great gig!)?

 

[capt. megadeth]

Hey herk. Read below. Who cares what people think?

 

[Whistlin' Dan]

...why is it that people have to fret over what I earn as an airline pilot and think that I make too much money (for my great gig!)?

I suspect that what they're "fretting" over is that we pilots do a job that almost any reasonably intelligent, healthy, motivated person could be taught to do in a year or less. I'm basing that on how long it takes the military to train a pilot. I may be wrong, but I believe that Lufthansa takes about the same amount of time to take a high school graduate through their ab initio program and place him or her into the cockpit of an airliner. Of course, the selection process for entrance into their program is possibly the most demanding in the world...probably tougher than getting into a service academy here. But still...

We can all thank "Microsoft Flight Sim 2004" for doing more to dimish the aura of being a pilot than anything since Karen Black landed the 747 in "Airport '75"

Personally, I don't care what people think about what I make. Post it on the d@mn cockpit door for all I care. I just know I wouldn't trust my life to a doctor, lawyer, or anybody else who was content to make 50k per year.