A few replies to this...opprotunity....
Ahhh...and the replies are just a rollin' in. Wait, here's a couple right now...
Dear
[email protected] Whore,
I can be reasonably sure that I am speaking for most of the professionals within this industry (no, you aren't included) when I say "I hope you and the @#$$ bastard who owns that "Practice Jet" choke at your next meal". Better yet, your's could happen somewhere above FL290 with the prick owner on board and save the expense of his meal. I'm sure the cheap bashtard would appreciate the opportunity to save the expense of that one meal. The industry would then be cleansed of that ash hole when he or your freebie prostitute attempt to put that lead sled of his somewhere within an airport environment.
Unfortunately, a few people like you don't self exterminate and ultimately slither into the ranks with us professionals. So, do you have a name that we can keep on file? I'm sure we would all like to keep track of you so we can help you along with your career. In fact, I think I'll check with my contacts in your area and see if we can't give you a little free press!
Please write my name down and keep it handy for future reference. Should you ever apply for a real job and find me to be the one doing the hiring, run. Run!!!!!!!!! because I'll professionally crush you like the piss ant you are! I'll have your pilot's license back in Oklahoma City and you bent over for the Feds, all lubed and ready for action!
Sure wish I had time to attend your "in-house" training. Last guy I knew like you who thought he was such a whiz bang and screwed other pilots ended up making pizzas in Wichita Falls, TX. Perfect job for him, as it's much harder to kill people with food poisoning than it is with an airplane.
TB
This is a classic Aviation Pimp. Read the job post below.
Lets all send in our resume and thank him for this “awesome opportunity” to prostitute the Flight Crew Profession. I am going to ask for a contract though!
I am sure the lucky candidate will get to learn things like Jeppesen Updates, Flight Planning, Aircraft Cleaning Techniques, Coffee Ice and Paper Fetch, Picking up Catering on the way to airport, Sharing Fabulous Hotel Rooms with the Captain, Chauffeuring the Captain and Passengers by Crew Car to various parts of the cities, Picking up Dry Cleaning and How to sit and wait.
“but we occasionally have trips that our bosses prefer to have two pilots aboard” Then be prepared to pay for your needs!
D