Mom gets upset on a PDT flight

[avl_pilot]

Ok I'm not sure how to say this, but I do know that this actually happened. The other day on a PDT flight from LYH to CLT a mother and daughter got on board w/the mom telling everyone "god bless you" to every passenger that would look up at her. Moments after take-off the mom walks up to the FA and tells her that she was going to sue the airline. Naturally, the FA asks why she is upset. The mom proceeds to tell the FA that the vibrations from the plane had given her teenage daughter multiple orgasms and the mom even went as far as to place pillow's on her daughter's seat in an attempt to muffle the vibrations. Just thought I'd share this to everyone who thought they had heard it all.

 

[I_Love_Lamp]

That is so hot. Wish that would happen on one of my freakin' legs (edit: flight leg, not leg leg). Especially that hottie sitting in 3F from PIT-ALB during the ice storm a few weeks ago


/creepy

 

[A-Track]

Nice, that will probably be the last time that girl ever has one. hahaha.

 

[Flying Illini]

You have a link to an article?

 

[EWRJ0225]

i wonder if it was her first orgasm. That would induce of a lifelong passion for the aviation industry, i would love to be her CFI.

 

[foreverfo]

The orgasms would of been better if it was on a Jetscreamer operated by CC Air, like they used to be!!

 

[ACT700]

Where's Quagmire when you need him???

 

[Occam's Razor]

The next sounds you hear will be 500 pilots disabling the prop-sync...

If any one has a Ship and Seat number, I'd be willing to do the sniff test for herring residue.

Wait! One more...

Her mom got suspicious when the daughter begged her mom to buy the plane.

Bonus:

Reportedly, the story of her reaction led to a full-ride scholarship offer from ERAU.

(and by "full-ride", we're not talking about a coital position)

 

[Americam]

Where's Quagmire when you need him???

I'm sure he couldn't contain himself. Are we sure he wasn't the captain?

 

[EWRJ0225]

The next sounds you hear will be 500 pilots disabling the prop-sync...

If any one has a Ship and Seat number, I'd be willing to do the sniff test for herring residue.

Wait! One more...

Her mom got suspicious when the daughter begged her mom to buy the plane.

Bonus:

Reportedly, the story of her reaction led to a full-ride scholarship offer from ERAU.

(and by "full-ride", we're not talking about a coital position)

yeah and what exaclty would those riddle guys do with a chick like that. Probably give her a flight jacket, a top gun special edition DVD, and see if she wanted to split some student loan payments at their sausage fest frat parties. WOOHOO!!!!!

 

[pgcfii2002]

Somehow I see this turning into a PFT argument.......

 

[Sig]

Occam,

You've made me laugh out loud on many occasions. This is by far the best one ever.

Thanks,

Sig (risible indeed)

 

[jvrac]

Let me be the first to say... Giggity!

 

[Soverytired]

Thank god! I finally know how to give a woman an orgasm . . . take her to work!

(on the other hand, who cares about giving a woman an "o" anyway?)




This could explain why so many f/a's stick around in such a crummy career though.

 

[General Lee]

Ok I'm not sure how to say this, but I do know that this actually happened. The other day on a PDT flight from LYH to CLT a mother and daughter got on board w/the mom telling everyone "god bless you" to every passenger that would look up at her. Moments after take-off the mom walks up to the FA and tells her that she was going to sue the airline. Naturally, the FA asks why she is upset. The mom proceeds to tell the FA that the vibrations from the plane had given her teenage daughter multiple orgasms and the mom even went as far as to place pillow's on her daughter's seat in an attempt to muffle the vibrations. Just thought I'd share this to everyone who thought they had heard it all.

She probably had an extra one when she saw that WSurf was the Captain....oh wait, that was a fart. That is all he seems to be able to muster (gross!) from women.


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[walshsfly]

yeah and what exaclty would those riddle guys do with a chick like that. Probably give her a flight jacket, a top gun special edition DVD, and see if she wanted to split some student loan payments at their sausage fest frat parties. WOOHOO!!!!!

Did you not get accepted to Riddle? Does it hurt? Or are you just a CFI that thinks he is god, and we should all bow down to your excellence in aviation, because you are apparently the best thing in a plane.... next to the lav.

 

[Berkut]

I opened this thread expecting to see two things:

1. Someone saying "giggity"
2. People debating on how she should log it.

 

[John Pennekamp]

Giggity giggity!

 

[Sawmill]

You said "log"...hehehe

 

[avl_pilot]

I don't have a link, but I did hear that an incident report was filled by the capt. I did hear someone say that in the report the capt. wrote that since he was married he didn't know what to do for the daughter. It could be me, but ever since this came out I've noticed that when I'm deadheading I see more and more FA's "unable" to serve on flights as they sit very happily in their jump seat.

 

[WSurf]

She probably had an extra one when she saw that WSurf was the Captain....oh wait, that was a fart. That is all he seems to be able to muster (gross!) from women.


Bye Bye--General Lee

General! That ain't what your wife told me!!!

 

[The Drizzle]

She wants to sue? You'd think she'd be booking more flights.

 

[EWRJ0225]

Did you not get accepted to Riddle? Does it hurt? Or are you just a CFI that thinks he is god, and we should all bow down to your excellence in aviation, because you are apparently the best thing in a plane.... next to the lav.

no i didnt apply to riddle, i knew how much tuition was and based on my modest background(ie.....my parents arent rich) i decided to go to a normal school where i got the same, if not better education, for half the price. And fyi, my CFI expires next month, and i am not the best thing in an airplane, that would be the foot rests on the EMB 145. I would run a close 17th best thing in an airplane. i do know that with my grades, riddle wouldnt have been a problem. peace!

 

[G2T]

no i didnt apply to riddle, i knew how much tuition was and based on my modest background(ie.....my parents arent rich) i decided to go to a normal school where i got the same, if not better education, for half the price. And fyi, my CFI expires next month, and i am not the best thing in an airplane, that would be the foot rests on the EMB 145. I would run a close 17th best thing in an airplane. i do know that with my grades, riddle wouldnt have been a problem. peace!

There are other threads for this "My school is better than yours" banter. Let's get back to the issue at hand, the DeHavilland Pleasure Machine and those whose lives it changes!

 

[lear24]

vibrations from the plane had given her teenage daughter multiple orgasms

Let's see your cute little jet do that!

 

[Kream926]

you cant be serious? is this some early april fools joke?

 

[Kream926]

now i got a 1000

 

[Superpilot92]

Thats Hot!!!

 

[rightseatjocky]

Mom was pissed off because she couldn't get an orgasm. See getting old does suck.
bwahahaha

 

[JohnnyP]

.........

(on the other hand, who cares about giving a woman an "o" anyway?)
.

I can venture to say you probably dont have many women knocking on your door a second time. The first few times are frustrating, but youll learn