Missing the W2 Thread for 2015

[BeachBummer]

Welcome!

 

[Hikoushi]

You get to a point where when you hear the toilet flush in the first-class lav behind the cockpit, you can tell by the timbre of the sound if it is solid, liquid, or pure death. This is a useful skill in long range flying. Scenario. You call for a restroom break, and the lead FA informs you that someone is in the restroom. Your decision on how long to delay your comfort break should be based on your judgment of the character of that flush.

"bwwOOOSH!" is just a number one. Take your break immediately.

"bu-duh-(pause)bDOOOOZH!!!!!" is a Deuce. Chat with the FA for a minute before leaving the flightdeck.

When you hear the flush valve open, and then a *schhhwunk*, moment of silence, pause, then "BBAAMM WHOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHhhhh!!!", you can be absolutely guaranteed that a human being has just attempted in vain to lay an egg in your airplane. In this case you must Jedi Mind-Trick the other pilot into going first.

 

[T-1GUY]

I just peed myself

 

[T-1GUY]

1.5 year FO 737

100K Gross (5 months probation pay, 7 Months 2nd year pay)
9300 401k company contribution
15.6K Profit sharing
7K per diem (not really compensation, but lets you know what to expect)
Live in Domicile

 

[RSRVWINDSURFR]

You get to a point where when you hear the toilet flush in the first-class lav behind the cockpit, you can tell by the timbre of the sound if it is solid, liquid, or pure death. This is a useful skill in long range flying. Scenario. You call for a restroom break, and the lead FA informs you that someone is in the restroom. Your decision on how long to delay your comfort break should be based on your judgment of the character of that flush.

"bwwOOOSH!" is just a number one. Take your break immediately.

"bu-duh-(pause)bDOOOOZH!!!!!" is a Deuce. Chat with the FA for a minute before leaving the flightdeck.

When you hear the flush valve open, and then a *schhhwunk*, moment of silence, pause, then "BBAAMM WHOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHhhhh!!!", you can be absolutely guaranteed that a human being has just attempted in vain to lay an egg in your airplane. In this case you must Jedi Mind-Trick the other pilot into going first.

Excellent!!!!