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WANTED: Cardiologist
QUALIFICATIONS:The minimum preferred experience; State Medical License and Board Certification in Cardiology. Applicants having below the preferred qualifications are accepted with the approval of the Chief Cardiac Surgeon. Each case is reviewed on an individual basis.· High School Diploma (College preferred)· B.S. in Nursing, Biology, Zoology, Horticulture, or similar related field. Vision Correctable to 20/20. Must have own tools.
WANTED: Aerospace Engineer, (Airframe Design).
QUALIFICATIONS:The minimum preferred qualifications are B.S. in Aerospace Engineering and American Society of Engineers Certifications. Applicants having below the preferred qualifications are accepted with the approval of the company`s chief Engineeer. Each case is reviewed on an individual basis.· High School Diploma (College preferred)· Current (or former) member of a model airplane club. Ability to immitate an airplane while running in circles with arms outstretched and going "bbbbbbbbb". Vision Correctable to 20/20 or access to a guide dog. Must have own pocket protector.
WANTED: Staff Attorney, Constitutional Law.
QUALIFICATIONS:The minimum preferred qualifications are Jusis Doctorate, Concentration in Constitutional Law, Admission to State and Federal Bar, Local Bar; Member in Good Standing. Applicants having below the preferred qualifications are accepted with the approval of the Senior Partners. Each case is reviewed on an individual basis.· six months of claims adjusting experience. High School Diploma (College preferred)· Ability to argue with a stop sign. Must have never, ever admitted that you were wrong. Watched "L.A. Law" and thought Corbin Bernsen was totally awsome! Vision Correctable to 20/20 or the ability to make an argument that the vision requirement is in violation of the Americans with Disability Act, thus entitling you to compensatory damages, punitive damages, injunctive relief, reasonable attorneys fees and costs, as well as other relief as the courts may deem reasonable.