The closest he'll ever get to a 767 is watching one fly by while putting around in the company skyhawk.
All he is is a paranoid prick little SIC that turned some kind of worthless manager that everyone there can't stand and doesn't know what he's there for. Other captains say he can't even fly the Caravan. Never would fly with me though. Good for him, otherwise he'd probably be dumped into the Pacific. He does what he does best. Slithering around, ordering stickers, writing stupid memos to have something to do, calling the tower to make sure the airport security has a clearance to be on a taxiway, telling other operators how they should park, telling pilots to park in Island Air's space in Honolulu because it's first come first serve, lieing and screwing people over as you can even see here.
"I had a PW jumpseater the other day that told me..." - then the "jumpseater" starts spilling all the details. Yeah
Time for a new nickname flyNhawaiian767. flyNlieing172 maybe?