Man Smokes On Flight And Urinates In Aisle...

[qmaster3]

LOL yeah hes on douchebag probation right now. I told him to do my laundry and fix a hole in my wall but who knows. His drunk a$$ says he doesnt remember any of it and only giggles about it. It is funny but Im acting like Im heated. Friends dont let friends piss in their own closets.

So did you give him a golden shower or what?

 

[CaptSeth]

I'd rather be pissed on than pissed off. Or something like that, I may have gotten it wrong again.

Anyway, cheers to you folks, I'd last two minutes if I had to do that job.

 

[Midnight Flyer]

I'd rather be pissed on than pissed off. Or something like that, I may have gotten it wrong again.
Anyway, cheers to you folks, I'd last two minutes if I had to do that job.

That's a fettish for some people isn't it?:blush:

 

[jetalc]

I'd rather be pissed on than pissed off.

Dad - is that you? It's your son, Harvey!

 

[ultrarunner]

A United Airlines spokeswoman said flight attendants noticed the man appeared drunk not long after the plane left Orlando.

How the heck was he allowed to board??

You just don't "become that drunk".

 

[AlabamaMan!!]

LOL yeah hes on douchebag probation right now. I told him to do my laundry and fix a hole in my wall but who knows. His drunk a$$ says he doesnt remember any of it and only giggles about it. It is funny but Im acting like Im heated. Friends dont let friends piss in their own closets.

I think a retaliatory "Top-Shelf" may be in order for your buddy.

PM me if you dont know what it is or no one else chimes in on what is involved. Very minimal work on your part actually, just some preparation a few hours before.

 

[Singlecoil]

Wow. I read the headline of this thread and expected to read about a Captain's last flight on his 60th birthday.

 

[blkav8tor2003]

Singlecoil....Best fitting reply

Wow. I read the headline of this thread and expected to read about a Captain's last flight on his 60th birthday.

Hey Singlecoil,

That is probably the best way for a captain to go out and make a statement at the same time. Hopefully they warn the backend crew before hand...lol:laugh:

 

[EMB170Pilot]

My buddy pissed in my closet last night. Freakin moron. When he wakes up Im gonna piss on his face.

Are you going to write his resume for him too? hahahahaha:laugh: