Man Smokes On Flight And Urinates In Aisle...

[blkav8tor2003]

We folks here we go again, I copied the shortest article I could find. Just shows what we have to deal with an be professional while dealing with idiots like this one.

Virg:nuts:


Man Smokes, Urinates In Aisle; United Diverts Flight


POSTED: 11:24 am EST November 26, 2005
UPDATED: 11:35 am EST November 26, 2005

CHARLOTTE, N.C -- Pilots diverted a United Airlines flight traveling from Orlando, Fla., to Washington, D.C., after a passenger lit a cigarette and urinated in the aisle.
The plane landed Friday night in Charlotte, N.C., where the man was taken into custody by federal authorities.
A United Airlines spokeswoman said flight attendants noticed the man appeared drunk not long after the plane left Orlando. She said the man later lit a cigarette and began to argue with a flight attendant who asked him to put it out.
The spokeswoman said that, after the exchange, the man stood up and urinated in the plane's aisle.

Copyright 2005 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved.​

 

[Wankel7]

Wow, I saw that story on the news....i really feel sorry for the people that had to deal with that mess....

However, that asside....can you picture that....some guy stands up....lights up a smoke and just takes a pi$$. I would prob fall out of my seat laughing going wtf

 

[Midnight Flyer]

What a frekin' idiot!!

This is a perfect example why I choose to fly cargo

 

[Jeff Helgeson]

Sure, but.....

What a frekin' idiot!!

This is a perfect example why I choose to fly cargo

I remember the DC8 guys with no lav. on board telling me how they would urinate on the door seal. Nice!

Or pee in an empty water bottle.

 

[LittleChickadee]

what is it with people? why do they have such dis-respect for us who fly???
ya know if they dont like to fly, why dont they take a friggin bus or train, or boat!!! geez louise this sort of stuff really p*sses me off!

they think everything is a big joke when it comes to flying, and working for an airline. if i had my way, i would throw all trouble makers out of the plane at mid-flight. jerks!

 

[lowlycfi]

Had a similar incident one time. Except the guy pissed on the floor right in front of my jumpseat.

 

[Midnight Flyer]

what is it with people? why do they have such dis-respect for us who fly???
ya know if they dont like to fly, why dont they take a friggin bus or train, or boat!!! geez louise this sort of stuff really p*sses me off!

they think everything is a big joke when it comes to flying, and working for an airline. if i had my way, i would throw all trouble makers out of the plane at mid-flight. jerks!

You can thank the LCC's for the low fares which allows the white trash Greyhound crowd to fly.

 

[QueenLatifly]

lowlycfi aghhhhhhh!!! Try having someone puke right in front of you, and i dont mean some little bit of vomit either, were talking a huge amount where it looks like more than one person puked! aghhhhh! the smell was just terrible.

 

[lowlycfi]

You can thank the LCC's for the low fares which allows the white trash Greyhound crowd to fly.

Uh, first of all this incident was on UA. Not a LCC. The incident I had was a business traveler. Not exactly a "Greyhound" type. I don't think this is an economic problem, it's a civility and sometimes mental health problem. Rich people act just as crazy as po' folks sometimes.

 

[RichardRambone]

My buddy pissed in my closet last night. Freakin moron. When he wakes up Im gonna piss on his face.

 

[QueenLatifly]

You can thank the LCC's for the low fares which allows the white trash Greyhound crowd to fly.

AMEN!!!! Midnight Flyer!!! Bravo.....I agree...

 

[QueenLatifly]

My buddy pissed in my closet last night. Freakin moron. When he wakes up Im gonna piss on his face.

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! lmao!!! hahaaaaaaa!!! :laugh:

 

[blkav8tor2003]

When I was working flights from EWR-POP we would have little grandmothers with the grandchildren urinating on the aft galley floor because they didn't know that the lavs were to the back of the galley on the A300. Little old ladies from another country and never had flown before...I don't think thats a lack of socio-economic knowledge. So we educated them, not embarrass them and the next time they had to use the facilities it was not scary to them. I couldn't get mad, why waste the brain power for something like that but thats just me.

Virg

 

[Midnight Flyer]

Pi$$ing down the isle of an airplane does not bother me to the extent that I will loose any sleep over it, but when it happens at your own house, that's where I draw the line.
My wife and I were having a garage sale a couple of summers ago, and a family with 2 boys were shopping. One of the little brats kept grabbing himself and whining that he had to pi$$, so instead of the parents asking if they could use our bathroom, the mother took this little fukcer over to the side of my house and let him pi$$ all over my home! I didn't catch them till it was too late. I gave the mother a dirty look, then she starts talking in her native tounge, like I understand that $hit. I would have said something, but I don't speak Spanish. I bet that idiot mother knows what INS stands for though.

 

[RichardRambone]

LOL yeah hes on douchebag probation right now. I told him to do my laundry and fix a hole in my wall but who knows. His drunk a$$ says he doesnt remember any of it and only giggles about it. It is funny but Im acting like Im heated. Friends dont let friends piss in their own closets.

 

[qmaster3]

LOL yeah hes on douchebag probation right now. I told him to do my laundry and fix a hole in my wall but who knows. His drunk a$$ says he doesnt remember any of it and only giggles about it. It is funny but Im acting like Im heated. Friends dont let friends piss in their own closets.

So did you give him a golden shower or what?

 

[CaptSeth]

I'd rather be pissed on than pissed off. Or something like that, I may have gotten it wrong again.

Anyway, cheers to you folks, I'd last two minutes if I had to do that job.

 

[Midnight Flyer]

I'd rather be pissed on than pissed off. Or something like that, I may have gotten it wrong again.
Anyway, cheers to you folks, I'd last two minutes if I had to do that job.

That's a fettish for some people isn't it?:blush:

 

[jetalc]

I'd rather be pissed on than pissed off.

Dad - is that you? It's your son, Harvey!

 

[ultrarunner]

A United Airlines spokeswoman said flight attendants noticed the man appeared drunk not long after the plane left Orlando.

How the heck was he allowed to board??

You just don't "become that drunk".