Man Has Mixed Feelings About $39 Flight

[HappyFlying]

I might get offended by you'uns makin fun of us hillbillies if I had time to sound out all them there big words. But it's darn near huntin season and I gotta get the pickup running again. There are advantages to being a hillbilly. ATC always reads back my clearance nice an slow like. My captain doesn't care if I fly my leg barefoot as long as I stock the plane with store-bought liquor and not my Uncle Ned's recipe. Y'all have a nice day and help teach a yankee to fly. Tell them to always keep that little "N" at the top of that little clock in font of them.
Fly Barefoot Y'all

 

[I.P. Freley]

My personal favorite, at least in terms of the title of the article, can still be found in their "archives"...

"New Study Reveals... Babies Are Stupid"

Or something like that. Man, what a site. Another thing worth checking out is the horoscopes. Those alone make the site worthwhile.